I went home and let myself in the front door very quietly. I could have played AC/DC on a big boom box at maxed-out volume and they still wouldn’t have heard me. I slowly walked up the stairs and made it just outside the door. I went into the bathroom got a towel and then came back to the door, I put on my mask and then pulled the pins on a couple of canisters I made in my lab, setting them inside the bedroom and quietly closed the door and put the towel down in front of it so the gas would stay in the room.
About 20 minutes later, there wasn’t a sound coming from inside the room. I chuckled as I slipped my mask back on and poked my head into the room. There they laid all tangled together. I pulled the restraints that I had bought the day before out of my closet. It was easy to tell that Jerry had been doing Shirley doggie-style, so that’s how I tied them together and used the rest of the rope to secure them both to the supports under the bed. I gently placed the 2 ball gags I had next to them on the bed.
I went around the room opening the windows so the gas could escape. Then I looked at my watch and saw I was 15 minutes behind schedule, I needed to pick up the pace! After I was sure all the gas had left the room, I put on the ball gags on them and connected the two together with four carabiner clips. Then I proceeded to wake them up by dumping a couple glasses of ice water on them both. I pulled the overstuffed chair next to the bed and slid down until we were at eye level.
At first, they acted like they were still under the gas. I had expected that as they tried to figure out what happened and how to get loose. I pulled the cattle prod up and placed it against Jerry’s ball sack and then hit the switch for a moment. My, they were sure awake now! I sat back down in the chair so I could look at their faces.
“My, my, what do we have here? You can’t be making a porno film because you don’t have any cameras set up, I’ll give you a hint I have 9 cameras all over the house, both upstairs and downstairs. Don’t you think that was a good idea? Then I put the prod against the metal clips holding them together. I counted to 3 before I shut it down. I asked you two a question! they tried nodding their heads. For four years you two have been fucking behind my back, so it’s time I got some payback don’t you think?
I walked to the foot of the bed and placed the cattle prod on Jerry’s taint. I held the switch all the way down as I counted to five out loud, and then I calmly said “I don’t see Shirley’s taint, I guess I have to use another target instead” and I slid it up her cunt and pushed it all the way inside. “There you go, I like this alternate target, the results should be electrifying, wouldn’t you agree slut?” I heard her trying to scream around her gag as I slowly began to move it in and out. I let her scream for a few moments. “Then stick that taint of yours out into the open, or I’ll just hit the switch right now!”
She knew what she had to do to save her cunt, so she raised it up. I counted to six because she made me wait. I knew those marks on their taints would be carried for their lifetime. “I’m feeling generous, so I’ll put the cattle prod away” I wiped my prints off with Jerry’s red silk boxers, laughing all the time, Then I slid it into her dresser drawer.
“Well now that I can’t use that, I’ll just have to use another means of torture for two dumb ass people who so enthusiastically pissed off a chemist and thought he’d never find out, or deliver any consequences” I put on my thinking face, I know, let’s have a good old party with family and friends!
I called Shirley’s parents, I put it on speaker so she could hear the conversation. Her mother answered, “Hello Dale, how’s it going with you two?”
“Not good mom, Shirley isn’t feeling to good and I have to leave on a business trip. Could you and Dad go over and see how she’s doing? She’s not answering her phone and I’m worried”
“Why sure honey, Dad and I were going to watch some TV, but we’ll head over in about ten minutes, and then we’ll call you to let you know how she’s getting along, ok?”
“That would be great! Thank you Mom, just give me a call” I was grinning my ass off. “One down, who should be next? I’ve got it! I called a second number.
“Samantha, how are you doing darling? Say, could you come over? Jerry’s here but he’s not looking so good, maybe you could help me with him” I smiled and gave Jerry a wink.
“Ok Dale, just keep him there until I get there” She sounded concerned.
“You don’t deserve someone like her, Jerry. She’s way too good for the likes of you, time she found out”
“Who’s our next caller?” I patted Jerry on his head, “Well Shirley has two coming over and you only have one. I think it’s time to even things up a bit” I hit another number. “Mr. Adler, how are you and your wife doing this evening?”
“We’re doing fine Dale, what can I do for the head of my chemistry department?” Harrison asked.
“Well I know it’s kind of late, but Jerry’s over here and Samantha is on her way over. So Shirley and I thought you’d like to come over to the house and have a small cocktail party. Would you like to come over?” I said.
“I believe we could do that, it’s been so long since the wife and I did anything like that, count us in! We’ll be on our way shortly” He said.
“Thank you for coming Mr. Alder, we’re looking forward to seeing you two soon, give your wife my best”
“Thanks for the invite Dale, we’ll be there soon.” He replied.
I looked Shirley in the eyes, “Isn’t this fun snookums? All our rowdy friends are coming over tonight!” All she could do was lay there with tears running down her face. “It’s too late for tears, cunt, four fucking years too late!” Then I acted like I had forgotten something, “I know, I’m the only one without a date to this prom, we have to change that don’t we”
I hit the last number I was going to call for the party.
“Hello?”
“Lisa my darlin, there’s a party going on at my house tonight and I could only think of you as the most deserving person I know that I would care to invite, please say you’ll come!”
“Dale, are you asking me out?” Lisa asked.
“Lisa, the Alder’s are coming, both sets of our parents are coming, even Jerry and Samantha will be here, but I’ll only be happy if you were here with me! So what do you say?”
“Your not drunk or pulling my leg are you?” She sounded a little rushed.
“I care for you too much to do that to you, honey. This isn’t a joke, I’m asking” I sounded serious for the first time tonight, “To be honest, I got your address from HR today, I have time to come get you if you don’t want to drive”
“Dale, you can’t have my address, I know”
“1244 Dewalt Dr., I told you I did” I sighed.
“That’s my old address” She chuckled, “I live at 342 Belmont Ln.”
I perked up, “Belmont Ln.? That only seven blocks from here!”
“I know, I’ve had your address for the past six years. I am your secretary you know.” Then she laughed, “I’ll be knocking on your door in 15 minutes!” Then the call cut off.
“Ok, you two, don’t go anywhere. I have to whip up some snacks, real quick like” Then I remembered the new deli three blocks away, I found the number and gave them a call. Lisa beat them by 5 minutes. “I thought you said 15 minutes?”