“Obviously, this was way more exciting than a few speeding tickets on University Drive. I think I’m good with that. Geoffrey?”
“Works for me.” I told him.
I turned to Sophie with a grin..
“No, you fucker. I am NOT riding in the fucking box again. Get your ass in the car or I’m driving!”
Officer Donaldson was laughing all the way back to the squad car.
— ( A Favor ) —
A couple hours later, Sophie and I were just trying to figure out what to do for dinner when there was a knock at the door.
I opened it to find Officer Donaldson standing there — with the Amazon box.
“Hilarious.” Sophie smirked. “I’m not above threatening you with violence too, you know.”
Donaldson tossed the box to the side and came in.
“Damn. It’s like he’s fuckin’ family or something..” Sophie laughed.
He turned to me, “You’re right. That’s some Daredevil shit.”
“Yeah. She got like bat-radar. Probably from the huge ears.” I laughed.
“My ears are normal, asshole. Officer, arrest this man for being an idiot. I’m pressing charges on behalf of the universe.”
Donaldson laughed.
“So.. I called my wife and asked if I could invite you guys for dinner. She’s making lasagna tonight. I’m a little prejudiced but it’s pretty damned good.” He wasn’t even bothering to look at me.
I grinned.
“Okay..?” Sophie said, waiting.
“I’ve got a middle-schooler who’s feeling sorry for themselves. I’m sure you don’t want to be paraded around like a prized-pig but I like your can-do attitude and want my kid to see things from a different angle.”
“A blind girl helping a kid see — that supposed to be funny, officer?”
He ignored the baited question. “Will you do it?”
“Do I have to watch my mouth?”
“No. My wife was in the Navy. I doubt my kid will even notice.”
“Okay.”
“If you could — however — avoid referring to my police equipment as sex toys — that would be much appreciated.”
I laughed.
Sophie smirked, “I’ll try.”
“So, you’ll do it?”
“Fine.”
Officer Donaldson looked absolutely giddy.
“No. You cannot hug me. Go away, officer.” Sophie was laughing — in spite of how serious she sounded.
He looked at me. “Fuck, dude.”
“I know. I’m the dumbass that thought I could trick her into having sex with me.”
He laughed and headed for the door, handing me a business card as he passed.
The front was his official info. On the back, he had scrawled an address and a phone number.
“6 o’clock. It’s easy to find. I really appreciate this.”
I Google’d the address. 15 minutes.
“We’ll need to leave at 20 ’til.”
Sophie pushed a button on her phone and it announced the time as 4:40 pm.
We had an hour.
I looked her way.
“I would love to.. but we probably shouldn’t show up smelling like fresh-baked sex — and I already reek of sweat — and the inside of an Amazon box. If you’re ready to lick the iris-smell off my pussy, we could probably shower together.”
I kicked a shoe off and followed her as she headed down the hall, leaving a trail of clothing along the way.
I’ve always wanted to imitate that Spiderman scene where he kisses Mary Jane while hanging from a web-thread.
Unfortunately — well — I’m not Spiderman — and I’d probably just injure myself.
The next best thing, though, is to grab your small, hot, blind girlfriend, spin her upside-down, and suck on her twat.
“You’re gonna fucking drown me!” she blubbered.
I shut off the water.
She let me work her through one full orgasm — in retribution — before she deigned to reciprocate.
I fell back against the wall as she tried to swallow me whole.
“Fuck, Soph-!”
“No time. Remember? Stop talking and make me cum again.”
I stuffed her cunt full of tongue and worked as fast as I could.
Five minutes later, she was getting close and I was getting pretty excited.
I couldn’t stand it anymore and started thrusting my groin towards her face.
She was groping my nuts with one hand and teasing my ass with the other.
I forgot what I was doing and she didn’t even complain — she even sped up a little.
I just about dropped her when nuts jettisoned their payload.
She pulled her mouth off my dick, aimed my love-meat at the drain, and licked me through completion.
I’m pretty sure she had the same thought that I did — you can’t swallow that well upside-down — better not to chance it.
She licked and groped for a couple more minutes and then said, “Okay, dickhead, finish me. I was nice to you.”
“Soph, I’m about to drop you. Can I lay down and you sit on my face?”
“Sure. I’ll turn on the shower and you can have a turn getting water-boarded.”
“Sorry!”
The floor of the shower was fucking cold! I didn’t get time to adjust though. Apparently, somebody was close to cumming.
Sophie found the top of my head, twined her fingers into my hair, and tried to suffocate me with her cunt.
I stuck out my tongue just so she’s stop fucking my nose.
For a couple minutes, she decided my chin was more suited to the task. She was gonna give me a neck-cramp!
“Fuck! Yes! Lick me, Geoffrey. You little silver-tongued sweet-talker. Aw, fuck!”
Honestly, I’m not sure she even needed me anymore — but I did my best.
She didn’t squirt — but she was pretty productive.
She finished and then slid her juicy cunt all the way down my body until her lips were headed for mine.
“Baby, I’m a mess..” I complained.
She kissed me, with tongue.
“Yes, you are. You’re my mess.”
“You’re beautiful.”
“.. and you’re freshly-fucked — well — sort of — and will say just about anything.”
I got another very friendly kiss.
“I am a worm and unworthy of the affections of the Queen of the Universe.”
“.. and don’t you fucking forget it, asshole.”
Hands in my hair again. Another breath-taking kiss. Followed by a peck on the nose.
Meanwhile, I had an unrelenting, overly-friendly grip on one of the most gorgeous asses I’d ever laid eyes on.
“We should probably shower.” She said.
“Probably, but I could stay here just a bit longer.”
She relented.
I held her a couple more minutes and the adrenaline was retreating — and the chill from the shower floor was advancing.
I rolled us to the side so I could get up.
“Fuck! That’s cold! How did you lay there that long?!”
I just laughed and pulled her to her feet.
We snuggled and cuddled a little under the warm water — dispelling the chill — and then started soaping each other.
Sophie taunted, “Make sure you scrub my ass good. That last Nacho Bell Grande must’ve had double beans.”
“You’re nasty!”
She just giggled and started rapidly stroking my sudsy cock.
“Now listen..”
“I know. I’m just getting you worked up so you can sit there with blue balls while I babysit Officer Donaldson’s kid.”
“I don’t think it’ll be that bad.”
“You have any siblings?”
“Just an older sister.”
“Younger siblings suck. I’m sure your sister would agree with me.”
“Probably.”
“.. especially considering who her brother is.”
“You wound me, dear woman.”
She laughed.
We finished our shower without too much further horse-play.
“Horse-play? What are you? A hundred?”
“Hush. I’m narrating.”
“You suck. I’m doing the next one.”
— ( Babysitting ) —
At the Donaldson’s, I stood just behind Sophie. After all, she was the star of this dog & pony show.
“What’s with all the horse references, there, Mr. Ed? You’re not, exactly, hung like a..”