All three boys looked at Mia in shock, they had been careful in hiding their sexual trysts from Mia, there had been some close calls, but they thought they had gotten away with it. Looking between each other, the three men unanimously decided to continue the lie, perhaps they could talk their way out of it, they were mistaken. “What are…” Oliver started, but Mia cut him off “save it Ollie, I’ve walked into too many rooms with the three of you acting shiftily, and Dinah being suspiciously out of breath, oh and a tip for you guys, as a former prostitute, I know a little thing about hastily put on clothes”. Roy decided to step up to the plate “well we train all the time, you must have walked in on us after that”. Mia snorted at this “seriously, ok what exactly where you training for two nights ago when you snuck in through the skylight in Dinah and Ollie’s room?” she asked. Roy’s eye widened at this “ahh, well…” he tried to answer before Mia interrupted again “and that 10 minute DP session that followed, what was that training for? Cardio, abdominal stretches, advanced interrogation methods?” “How the hell do you know about that?” Oliver asked, before he realised what he admitted to “damn” he said as the others glared at him.
“Let’s just say you’re not as subtle as you think and I’m pretty damn observant” she said with a victorious smirk. Mia decided to keep quiet about her source being Black Canary, the two of them were close, real close, and always shared the details of their many sexual escapades. “So” she continued “now that you no longer have the moral high ground, what BS excuses are you going to come up with next?”
Mia looked around at the three male archers, were quickly went into a huddle to come up with a new answer. She knew that would keep trying to talk them out of staying with the Titans, but she wasn’t too concerned. She had been preparing for a similar situation for months, and while the orgy at Titan’s Tower had been an unforeseen event, she knew how to turn it to her advantage. It was time for things to change in this house, and Mia knew exactly what she wanted.
She focused on the boys again when it appeared that they had come to an agreement. Oliver took the lead again “ok, well, so you may know some things that happen between us and Dinah, maybe we should have told you about it, but, well we didn’t know how you’d react and we thought it would be best to shelter you from this stuff”. “Yes, you felt the need to shelter the former prostitute from sex” Mia responded dryly “what would I know about sex, my tiny fragile teenager brain would simply implode at the whole concept”. Oliver coughed at this “yes, well perhaps we were wrong about that, however, we aren’t wrong about you and the Titans”. “Don’t worry, they understand all about sex as well, as you can see” Mia said, pointing to the video screens surrounding the room. “And I know for a fact that none of the people in that tower were virgins, the older Titans have been fucking each other for years, Robin, Kid Flash and Superboy have been getting tail for ages, and even Wonder Girl wasn’t a complete angel before Saturday.”
Oliver looked a little surprised at this, so the former Teen Titan Roy took over the conversation “look, I get that, I had sex with a lot of people when I was a Titan, I can hardly say that there is something wrong with people your age having sex considering my record”. “Get to the point” Oliver muttered, Roy glared back at him before turning back to Mia “but, a whole super hero team having mass group sex isn’t good, its already a dangerous profession, and something like this could have serious consequences”. “Like what?” Mia asked innocently, a faint smile tracing her lips. “Well it could lead to distractions, you become less prepared for battle if you’re constantly fucking, drama could come up that may impact the team dynamic, stuff like that” Roy responded. Mia considered Roy’s words carefully “huh, those are actually some good points, I think I see your concerns” she responded. The boys looked relieved at this and Oliver was about to speak, when Mia dropped another bombshell “so how does the Justice League manage to survive when all you guys do up in the Watchtower is have, what did you call it Roy, mass group sex”.
Oliver and Conner winced at this and glanced to each other in shock while Roy just looked at Mia in confusion “what are you talking about?” he asked. Mia giggled at this “what, don’t you know?” she asked “oh of course you don’t, you’ve never been a member of the League have you?”. “You know I haven’t” Roy responded in annoyance “but I doubt that the Justice League is having group sex up at the Watchtower, right guys?” he said turning to the two Green Arrows. Both guiltily avoided his gaze and coughed in embarrassment. “You have got to be fucking kidding me” he said in astonishment “you guys get to fuck those hot Justice League chicks and you never told me”. He turned back to Mia “you know what, fuck it, I’m on Mia’s side now, I say you and the other Titans can do whatever you want, don’t listen to these guys”.
Mia couldn’t help but chuckle at this “thanks for the support Roy, glad I was able to sway you to my side”. Oliver glared at the two of them “now hold on, his support means shit, he’s just saying that to get back at us for keeping something from him, I still think it’s a bad idea for you kids to carry on like this”. “And I say you’re wrong” Mia responded “despite what you may think, we aren’t stupid, we all know what the consequences of our actions may be. Your problem is that you still see the Titan’s as kids, we’re not, not after all the wars we’ve been in, we’ve been forced to grow up and we are mature enough to handle this situation, let us do our thing our way and trust us”. “Besides” she said with a smile “sex is a great way to relieve stress and tension after a long day saving the world, it’s also really good for team building”. Oliver stood there for a few moments before he turned to Conner “son, what do you think about this, you probably have a calmer take on this situation”. The younger Green Arrow looked hard at Mia before responding “I think we should trust her, she’s right, the Titan’s aren’t kids anymore and we shouldn’t treat them like they are, it’s only going to lead to trouble. You remember what happened when the League last tried to interfere with the Titans, we don’t want another fight between mentors and mentees to happen”. “Beside” Conner continued “it’s not like we can really complain about sex in a Superhero team can we”.
Oliver absorbed his son’s statements for a few moments before he turned back to Mia “well I see that I’m not going to win this argument, fine you can continue doing whatever you want to do with the Titans, just be careful, that’s all I ask”. Mia smiled at the three male archers “thanks for seeing it my way” she said “I’m glad we could resolve this with a conversation, rather than me having to resort to threats or something”. “Threats, what threats?” asked Conner, but Mia quickly interrupted with a quick question “so what are you going to do with those videos?” she said waving to the screens lining the walls. “Hmm” Oliver responded “oh we’ll delete them and then we’ll make sure any copies that the JLA have are also destroyed”. “Thanks for that, and you know what” Mia said with a sly smile “feel free to keep your copy, think of it as a thank you gift for listening to me, although you’re going to have to burn me a few copies”.