The two twins wake up together in the same room, since they share a room. The first thing they realize is that they had been busy in the middle of the night, having laid nealy two dozen eggs each. Without a word they both open up the window, and throw every last egg as far away as they possibly can, each one smashing on the ground. They both still feel a few eggs swirling around inside of their bellies, but they feel loose down there.
Jacob goes to wipe off his hole, which had residue left on it the past two times that he had laid eggs, and he felt the wetness now, but when he rubs his underwear on his crotch he feels nothing but the hole that the eggs come out. Patty sees the look on his face.
“What is it”
“I’m a girl, my pee pee is gone.”
“You say it like it’s a bad thing, you know you can lots of fun with a vagina. I’ll show you.” And she pulls down her pants and gasps. Her vagina has changed, it’s not longer a slit but a tinny hole, and Jacob finds that he has the same thing.
“How am I gonna pee” whispers Jacob, panicking.
“I don’t know, Jacob. My pee hole is gone too.”
“This sucks, we need to go to the witches house and get her to change us back.” Says Jacob. Then, on a completely unrelated note,“I gotta go number two…”
Jacob goes into the restroom, and sits down on the toilet. It’s strange that he doesn’t have a penis to hold onto now, and he doesn’t have to pee, but when he releases to poop it all comes out of his hole in a semi liquid stream. He shat through his vagina! Jacob reaches behinds him, and feels around. To his horror, he no longer has an ass hole. Jacob is hyperventilating, but calms down, and wipes up his hole clean of the bird poo. He calmly walks back to his sister, who is eating miniwheats, and whispers,
“My butt hole is gone.”
Patty immediately investigates, and disgust shows on her face as she finds no butt hole.
“I pooped out of my other hole Patty. Like a bird.”
“Oh no, I have to poop too.” Patty starts to cry. “I want this to end. I don’t want to lay eggs that hurt or poop out of my pussy.”
“We’ll find the witch and fix it. Don’t worry, we can fix it.” Jacob says. Patty, her face filled with sadness, makes her way to the bathroom to find out for herself what had happened. The ride to school is filled with silence as the two children both feel eggs being added to their gut, but they suppress their need to release them. By the end of the ride, both of their stomachs are bulging a little from approximatly eight eggs each. The rate at which new eggs are being added seems to be accelerating alarmingly. Both children move to their individual homerooms, and classes begin. Focusing is torture for the two as they’re both fighting to repress the eggs that are building up inside of them, and after only an hour they both look pregnant. Their teachers don’t notice because of the desks, but the other children do, and stare unabashedly.
Finally Jacob can take no more.
“Teacher Can I use the bathroom”
“Take the pass,” responds the teacher, without even looking up from what she’s writing on the blackboard.
Jacob rushes out of the classroom, pressing his legs together to try and keep his eggs up inside of him as he runs for the bathroom. As he just approaches the bathroom, he sees his sister running toward the same bathroom, her belly sticking out and bouncing as she runs. She has her hand over her crotch, holding the eggs in. Jacob follows her into the girls restroom so that he can talk to her. They both rush to a stall, and immediately sit and start laying eggs one after another, their bellies slowly deflating as one egg after another fills the toilets.
“Patty, I can’t take this. We need to leave now before this gets out of hand.”
“Yeah,” Jacob grunts as another eggs passes through his vagina, and falls onto the pile that’s now filling the toilet. “We could use a window, I’m almost done.” And as he says that, a final egg falls and he zips up his pants.
In no time at all, they’re on their way. As they go, about once every two minutes, then once every minute, they have to both stop and lay an egg, and they throw it out into the fields to their sides as they walk and walk. The old witches house is nearly six miles out from the school, and by the time they get there it’s nearly noon. The blazing heat beats down on them, but they finally arrive at the witches house.
“I don’t think she’s home,” says Patty, “there’s no car in the driveway.”
“Yeah, I guess she’s out being evil around the town. I say we go inside, don’t you think”
“Definitely, the hag deserves a lot more than robbery after what she did to us.” She stops, grunts, and pulls an egg from her pants, then throws it at her house. Immediately after the impact the front door swings open, and there the old witch is, and she scowls at the two children.
“Oh, it’s you two, how are you feeling children”
“Like you would know!” Jacob says, and he too pulls an egg from his pants, and throws it at the old hag. It flies inside the house and breaks on the floor.
“Not very smart considering your positions is it children”
Patty stops in mid throw of another egg.
“All I did was give you two chickens a chance to repay me for the damages to my groceries. You two broke two dozen eggs, and if you give me two dozen eggs the spell will be reverse itself. I won’t be so kind twice, so consider yourselves lucky.
“Come on in, have a bite to eat, and lay me a quick two dozen.”
The two children go inside, and sit. She serves tea, which both children politely sip even though it tastes terrible to them. The old lady sets two empty cartons in front of both of them, and they start immediately filling them with fresh eggs.
Jacob breaks the silence.
“Why did you have to do this to us, you could of just made our mom pay for the eggs.”
“You may remember that you two took off rather fast, and this teaches you better. I’d say it took all effort out of my hands, wouldn’t you You two came to me.”
“Sorry about throwing the eggs Ma’am.” Says Patty shamefacedly, and the old woman’s eyes light up. “We were just mad, and we shouldn’t of run when we hit you.”
The woman’s face relaxes, and she leans back into her chair.
“Maybe I was a tad harsh on you two. There, that’s all two dozen, the spell is lifted.”
“Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou.” Shouts Jacob, holding his penis which has just sprouted back. “Can I use you’re restroom” he suddenly adds, now dancing.
“Down the hall, the first door on the right.” Replies the old lady.
“Thank you ma’am, we really are sorry that we knocked you over.”
“Oh well, I’m fine and you more than repaid the two dozen eggs.” Jacob returns with a happy smile on his face, his past experience already behind him.
“How would you two like some cookies” asks the lady, and with a wave of her hand a platter of cookies materializes out of thin air. Without even a slight hesitation, the twins start eating like they’ve never eaten cookies before, and the old woman smiles as she gets up to use the restroom.
There’s suddenly a bone chilling splash, and the words
“Horse, HORSE!!! We you born in a BARN!!” she storms out of the bathroom, soaking wet from the waist down where the water has already been drawn into her full-length cotton skirt. She finds two large horses standing at her table, and her eye’s light up with wrath.