“Well, yes, of course. Otherwise I’d go nuts, so to speak.”
“Ha, ha,” she droned at his lame joke. “So what do you like to think about when you do?”
“Well, first of all, I do it when I can’t have sex with someone else, it’s not like it’s my preference. It’s really done more out of necessity. As for what I think about, that totally depends on my mood.”
“Ok,” she said, “well, have you masturbated since we were over?”
“Yes, and of course I thought about you and Bobbi again.”
“How about before we came over. What was the last thing you were thinking of when you masturbated?”
“I was probably watching porn, which is almost always what I do. Girl-girl stuff, mostly. Sometimes just girls masturbating.”
“Oh really?” She seemed genuinely intrigued. “You don’t like watching regular girl-guy sex? I thought that’s what all guys were into.”
“Maybe sometimes, but I’m really more interested in watching the girls get off, so I usually just take the guys out of the equation. Plus girl-guy porn is so fake, I hate how unrealistic it is. Not that any porn isn’t totally fake, just that it doesn’t turn me on to watch some huge cock just banging away at a set of fake boobs. So I try to find stuff that either emphasizes the female enjoyment, or even better shows actual female orgasms.” He found talking about all this to be more easy and intriguing than he thought it might.
“Huh,” she pondered, “so watching girls get off gets you off?”
“Yep,” he continued, “It’s the same when I’m with someone. Turning them on and making them cum as much a possible is what does it for me. So I try to get them to cum as much as I can before I finally have to. I’ve never been really able to cum more than once unless there’s some time in between, like a few hours. So I make the best of it while I can, I guess. Poke while the iron is hot.”
She giggled at his continued deliberately bad jokes. It was part of his charm. “If you’re not going to take this seriously, mister, we don’t have to continue,” she chided.
“Oh, come on, it was a good joke,” he protested meekly. “I’ll be good, I promise, Miss Chandler.
“That’s better, Mr. Evans. I wouldn’t want to have to come over there and spank you, now would I?”
“Well, I would. And I’ve got the wood right here to prove it…”
“Enough!” she said, laughing and rolling her eyes on the other end of the line. “So, more about these girls you watch. Do you like to watch your girlfriends masturbate?”
“I would love that, but I’ve never had one who would do that for me. In fact, most of the girls I’ve been with don’t like or understand the whole idea of porn, and some of them didn’t even masturbate.”
“What??” she was surprised. “What kind of girl doesn’t play with herself? I’d never make it through the week!”
“Oh, girl, you’re killing me.” His pulse was racing at the thought of her hot little naked body lying on the bed, fingers between her legs, her eyes closed, cumming. “Do I get to see that sometime? Pretty, please?”
“Mmmmmaybe,” she toyed. “Keep talkin’ buddy and we’ll see how you do. So is that your favorite fantasy?”
“Hm, maybe. But maybe not. It’s just part of a litany of perversions I carry with me through the day. I don’t really have a favorite fantasy, per se. Just a lot of things I like doing to girls.”
“Like what?”
“Well, my favorite thing to do is probably going down on someone. I’m a big fan of a nice, smooth, tasty pussy. And it’s a really great way to get a girl off.”
“Yeah, I’ve noticed you’re pretty good at that. I was surprised watching you with Bobbi. No offense, you know, but you don’t expect your coach to be a world class pussy licker, right?”
“No offense taken. I think I’m going to surprise you in a lot of ways. Anyway, I’m always eager to devour a woman if she’ll let me. I like everything about them down there, and I just love, um, well, to put it bluntly, tonguing ass.”
“Wow, didn’t see that coming,” she said.
“Are being sarcastic?”
“No, not really,” she went on. “I mean, obviously you enjoyed doing that to Bobbi, who also seemed to like it. And you’ve already confessed to being a bootie man, so I guess it would make sense. But I don’t know, you seem like such a nice, normal guy. Who knew what your dirty little mind had been thinking all this time.”
“Well, you asked,” he said. “So let me ask you this? Would you like having my tongue in your butt?”
“Mr. Evans! One does not ask such things of a lady,” she said with mocking prudence, but then went on, “I guess so. I’ve never had it done to me, and it’s not something I ever really though about. I guess I might have rubbed it a bit sometimes playing with myself, but not really as a way of pleasing myself. Maybe that’s something I’ll learn from you.”
“The pleasure will be all mine. Oops, I mean yours. Dangit.”
“Ha, caught you!” she said. “So you are thinking about your own needs after all.”
“Well, yeah, but you know, I think the fun of sex should be that each person is trying to out please the other. That’s when it gets really crazy good.”
“Wow, what a great way to think about it. Makes me wanna come over and fuck you right now,” she said, knowing how much it would get him riled. “Ok, so tell me your next favorite thing.”
His mind had leapt forward to the thought of her over at his house again, underneath him, smiling as his rock hard dick pushed deep into her yummy slit, and he had to forcibly pull himself back. “You know, it’s not fair, you taunting me like that.”
“Fuck fair, Mr. Evans. I am here to taunt you mercilessly, and when I’m done you can fairly fuck me. Answer the question, please. What’s your next favorite thing to do?”
“Ouch.” He was completely distracted and aroused now, so he said, “Well, at the moment it would be to get myself behind you and fuck up against that marvelous little round butt of yours, if for no other purpose than to put you in your place, you tease.”
“Hee, hee. You ok over there? I’m sorry to get you all worked up. I’ll try to control myself. So is that your next favorite, from behind?”
He closed his eyes and concentrated for a second, letting out an exasperated sigh as he regained his thoughts. His was fully erect in his jeans now, and had momentarily thought he’d have to bring it out while her talked to her, but knew that would ruin the conversation, or at least his end of it. This girl was simply the most sexually charged thing he’d ever encountered, and it was clear to him that she had enormous power over him. It was equally clear that he was perfectly willing to follow her wherever she’d take him.
“Ok, calming down. Breathing…” He managed to return. “Well, maybe, but you know what I really like, in an unspecific sort of way? I like to see who I’m with smiling. You know? Being happy, really happy while we fuck. It’s the most amazing turn on to be moving in and out of someone knowing they’re totally enjoying it. I mean, of course when it starts to get really heavy and sweaty the smiles are replaced by moans and animal passion. But before that, sweet smiles from pretty girls get me going.”
“I know what gets you going even more.” She said.