And I did love her. And it sounded like she loved me. And we made love over and over through the rest of that night and I made up for my first effort with every subsequent effort.
And the next morning Ella found us together and was furious until Catherine made her understand that it was something real. And April and Marnie clapped us and as far as I know never let on about our little escapade.
And, without a job or any real prospects in Melbourne, I decided that I could just up and move to Canberra with Catherine.
And that, children, is how I bonked your mother.
(Just kidding).