“What the fuck are you wearing?” I heard Pam say from the lounge chair she sat. She then glanced angrily at her daughter, Jenna, but I didn’t have enough thinking power to process this.
“What?” Rob said like he was Eddie Murphy or something, “I just figure you all just saw my penis anyway. Why hide anything?” It was dorky and I wasn’t sure if he was doing an impression but it was like I was seeing a side of Rob I’d never seen before. Why didn’t this Rob ask me to be his girlfriend the other day? I wondered then reminded myself of what I caught Rob doing with his mother, the same Rob who I’ve played tons of FIFA with, the same Rob with a huge cock like a stallion and was joking about it like he was the most confident porn star or something…I was having a very confusing time right then.
Nancy started to make some speech about how Rob has a medical condition, but I wasn’t really listening as all these thoughts were going through my head and then Rob pushed his Mom into the pool before she got very far into her talk.
“Who cares!?” He shouted like John Belushi, “It’s a party! Where’s that pizza!?”
What the fuck is going on!? I thought, and then realized something, and why the fuck am I so turned on?!
Jenna
Rob was trying to be funny and stuff, but I could tell there was a lot of tension all of sudden. I decided to take a chance, “Why don’t we all drink some wine?” I asked my mother.
“That’s a great idea.” Pam said as she shouted to Aunt Nancy about it. Nance wasn’t sure, but Pam convinced her, “They’re adults, even if they are underage, and we’re responsible we’ll make sure they don’t drink too much.”
She then got one of the boxes of wine that was currently in our fridge. Mom liked to cool down at the end of the day with a glass of wine. She wasn’t lush or anything. She did like to stock up on wine though.
Anyway, everyone started drinking and by the end of the hour, everyone was more than a bit tipsy. Oh, except me, I actually don’t drink.
Luna
As others decided on pizza, and we all started drinking some fruity-tasting wine, and Rob started cracking terrible jokes, Violet kept laughing at him so he kept telling more. I decided to get to the bottom of this.
I’ve known Rob his whole life, I thought, already feeling the wine affecting me, as I got up from my chair and walked over to him, he gets one blowjob and he thinks he’s God’s gift to women. Well, we will see about that. I knew a few insults would put him in his place.
“Can I talk to you alone for a minute?” I said to him, outwardly smiling but feeling quite bitter about his false confidence underneath.
“Sure Luna, it’s good to see ya!” He said, overly loud and jokingly, which Violet laughed at again from where she was swimming in the pool. I grabbed him by the arm and pulled him into Nancy’s kitchen.
I shut the door and turned to him, “You’re a motherfucker!” I said, laughing in his face.
“No I’m not.” He said happily, “It was just a blowjob.” His false confidence is still leaking through.
“Oh please, oral sex is still sex,” I said to him as I said to his sister, “And as far as I’m concerned your even a bigger loser now than you’ve ever been.” That wiped his smile from his face. “That’s right,” I went on, feeling like I’d won, “I knew it was all an act. Your just a little, good-for-nothing, momma’s boy and your fucking your mom because you can’t get any other pussy you little shit!” I had maybe gotten a little overly enthusiastic as I felt he was about to cry.
That just made me laugh harder, “What?” I taunted, “You gonna go cry to Mommy? You gonna-”
“Shut the fuck up, you bitch.” He said, I thought it was almost like he was doing an impression of Ripley from Aliens but thought I might have been imagining things.
“Or what? You’ve never been able to do the littlest thing before and now-”
“Why are you like this?” He said suddenly, not impersonating anybody, just angry Rob, not that I’ve seen him angry before, “I mean, all you fucking do is make fun of me and pick on me. Look,” he pointed outside to everyone playing in the pool, “Everyone else is having a good time but you only seem to get any pleasure from making me feel bad! Why? Who does that?”
I opened my mouth, but nothing came out. I didn’t really have an answer, at least nothing that sounded good, but I said something anyway, I don’t know why, “You’ve always been such an easy target.”
“Well, not anymore, Luna. I’m gonna go have fun,” He explained and walked out of the room.
“What the flying fuck is going on!?” I said to no one feeling like my whole world just turned upside down. Though that might have been the wine…
Rob
I honestly don’t know what happened with Luna, but I was feeling a lot better coming back out into the pool area. I drank a lot of wine already though, so maybe that had something to do with it…
My erection had gone down for the moment, so that was something, at least. But it didn’t last long as everyone was only in their swimsuits. One look at Mom and I was rock hard again.
I thought about making more lame jokes just to see if Violet would laugh at them some more, but doing impressions didn’t feel very, I don’t know, confident anymore. Standing up to Luna really made me feel different, like I had gotten years worth of garbage off my chest.
I saw that everyone was kind of paired up with others except for Jenna. I walked over to her, “How am I doing?” I asked her.
She didn’t look at me as she was sunning herself, “Meh, not great,” she said simply.
“Oh fuck off,” I said, “I’m amazing and you know it.”
She smiled at me then, “And that’s confidence for you. Soon the student will become the master. Now go away, I’m getting good sun.”
I almost walked away, “or I could put sunscreen on you?” I suggested, wanting to touch my cousin’s hot body.
She smiled up at me, “Not now, maybe when you have some more experience.” She lowered her sunglasses slightly, “And had drunk less wine.” She went back to ignroing me.
“I mean, I already got a blowjob.” I pointed out about my experience, ignoring the other comment as I couldn’t really argue with how much I had to drink as I stood there swaying in front of her.
“Yeah, from your Mom.” She teased. “Anyway, I said no, go try someone else.”
I walked away but felt a little less confident after being rejected. But I remembered what Jenna said about keep doing it until you’re brave enough to do it on your own. I went to the only other person sunning at the moment.
Alice
I was laying on my front and was almost asleep actually when I heard Rob ask, “would you like me to apply sunscreen, Alice?”
I opened my eyes and looked up at him. I noted his erection that was right in front of my face, “I literally just put some on, why are you wearing that thing anyway?” I was kind of annoyed by it actually, the Speedo or whatever it was.
Rob shrugged, “I’m tired of hiding my condition and trying to keep everything secret. It seems like it’s all in the open anyway.” He gestured to his dick, “it’s not like I can control that this is happening to me. Now how about that sunscreen?”