Ken, “Cousin” Connie & Ex-Wife Brandi Pt. 01 by MoMiner64Mete,MoMiner64Mete

I quickly told her, “You are still just as sexy, feminine and pretty as you were back then, too, Honey. And my member has been well aware of that since the time we were kids in college well after we both reached puberty.”

With the extra covers she warmed up quickly especially with my arms wrapped around her. And my love member kind of relaxed as we both drifted off to sleep again. We slept until about an hour before the sun could rise, to begin to peek through the window. I quietly got out of bed trying not to wake her so that I could get the fire restarted in the heating/cook stove. Then I could get some coffee and breakfast started for us when she woke up.

When she smelled the camp coffee brewing and the bacon and eggs frying she got out of bed, walked over to me, kissed me and said, “Thank you for letting me sleep with you, Honey.”

I responded to her, “There’s a whole lot more that I wanted to do with you than just sleep with you, Baby.”

She just kissed me, slapped me on my butt and said with a twinkle in her pretty brown “cow” eyes, “Oh you silly ass you never have learned how to take a woman’s hint have you. You didn’t try very hard last night. If you had tried a little harder you might have gotten what you were wanting to have.” as she turned her back to me to get dressed.

I told her, “If you keep talking like that I’ll steal your blanket and put it on my bed tonight, too.”

She just gave me a mischievous little grin with her devious little giggle and said, “Promises, Promises.” I had a hell of a time keeping myself from turning to watch her getting dressed. I thought to myself, ‘Wait until we go to bed tonight. I wonder how she’s going to feel after today’s hike.’

I fried two eggs for her and several strips of bacon with two pieces of toast and put it on her plate along with a cup of hot camp coffee. She said to me, “I can’t eat that much this morning, Ken.”

“You need to eat all of it because you are going to need it for today’s hike, Baby.”

Then she asked me why and I replied, “Because yesterday’s hike was on the bunny slope compared to today’s hike and we don’t have enough energy bars to turn the tide for you today.” She did as I directed and we put on our back packs and left the cabin for the trail headed upslope.

As we left the cabin and started upslope Connie told me, “Ken, you made me eat so much this morning, I think that I’m going to have to waddle upslope like a duck till lunch time anyway.”

I quickly shot back, “Ok, just tell me how I or anyone else could tell that your waddle was due to how much you ate this morning?”

She just turned to me and sneered at me, “You’ll get yours too, Big Boy.” I really didn’t know if that was a threat or a promise.

A couple of hours later she said, “You weren’t kidding this morning with what you said about this not being the bunny slope today, Ken.”

“No, and there is still more rugged steeply upslope terrain to come and then you’ll see some of the most beautiful vistas you will ever want to see.” We hiked for about another two hours or more then we came to a small clearing next to a small spring fed stream where we sat down to have lunch and to rest and talk for about an hour.

I shed my back pack and told her, “Leave your back pack here, Connie, and come with me.” We hiked up to the top of the next rise and I told her, “Connie, have a look at that view there in both directions.” Connie was awestruck at the magnificent view and she took a lot of pictures with an unobstructed view looking both east and west.

Then she told me, “That is the most beautiful sight I think that I have ever seen, Ken.”

I responded, “You ought to see it at sun down, at twilight, at dawn and at sunup. The view and the colors are more than breathtaking, Connie.”

She asked me, “Have you ever seen it at those times, sun down and sunup?”

“My boys and I have camped up here overnight in the past and the first time that they saw it, they were awestruck just like you are right now. I had come up here before that and I could not believe how beautiful it looked. This is the highest altitude campsite that I know about in these surrounding mountains. That is why the views here are so beautiful, Honey.”

“Can we come back up here and camp out, too, like you and your boys have done, Kenny?”

“Not only yes, but, hell yes, Honey. We can come up here again maybe next week if you think that you can make this climb up here again, Connie.”

“Yes, I can because I really want to do this next week and see the sunset and the sunrise with you. How high is this altitude do you think?”

“I really don’t know. I don’t have an altimeter but, I estimate that it is somewhere between 8,000 and 10,000 feet. Judging from my breathing it could be even higher. But, I really want to bring you up here to spend the night with you here and I really want to make love with you here during the night before we see the sunrise.”

She replied with a very sweet smile on her face, “I think that would be a really good prelude to seeing the sunrise with you. I can’t think of anything I would rather do than to make love with you anytime, Kenny.”

She put her arms around me holding me very tightly and she kissed me very lovingly. When we got back down to the clearing Connie told me, “Ken, I have to go pee real bad. Where can I go, Honey?”

“Just step back in the brush a little way and go there but, make sure that you have your pepper spray with you. I don’t want you to go out of ear shot as I sure as shooting don’t want to lose you up here and then have to go tracking you down, Baby, especially this late in the day.”

About five minutes later I heard a loud blood curdling scream and she loudly yelled out my name, “Kenny.” I grabbed my 12 gauge semi-auto, cradled it in the crook of my left arm, muzzle up and away I went cautiously hurrying through the brush. I followed her and found out where she was.

I found her squatting beside a tree with her pants down to her mid thigh as though she was going to pee or she had just finished peeing. The horny bastard that I am I just had to check out the beautiful triangular patch of the bush between her thighs. I found out that it matched her hair color which I had never had the opportunity to confirm before.

I thought to myself, ‘Yep, I was right. The carpet matches the draperies.’ Yeah, I know, I am and always have been a sex pervert, WTF! It sure as hell ain’t easy being me. I haven’t had sex for well over a year now. Do you think that I am going to waste that opportunity? Not likely in this lifetime, Sherlock.

When I got there she told me, “There’s a rattlesnake over there looking at me, Ken. Shoot him, Ken.” She was pointing at the foot of a nearby tree about ten feet away in the bright sunlight. I looked over at it, smiled, chuckled and told her, “Honey, that’s not a rattlesnake, Sweetie. It is just a harmless little ole gopher snake sunning himself in the midday sun. Since that gopher snake is not going to do us any harm we’ll leave him alone and let him stay in peace to let him do his thing.”

She just jumped up and waddled over to me holding her jeans still around her upper thighs, trembling she threw her arms around my neck and said, “Oh God, Ken, that snake just scared me to death. I would have peed in my pants if I had not just gone pee already. I didn’t see him until after I had finished and I was so scared I didn’t want to move I was so scared.” Then she asked me in her very nervous voice, “How do you know that it’s not a rattlesnake, Honey?”

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