“Take me to Spring Fling?” she wrote on one. She showed it to Tammy Sue.
“I’d say you’re GUARANTEED a date now!”
Katie Lynn laughed softy, and grabbed the next photo to sign.
“Here’s an envelope you can use,” Tammy Sue said, handing her roommate an 8 and 1/2 by 11 inch manila envelope.
“Do you have another one of those I can use for my Central State application?” Katie Lynn asked.
“Sure!” Tammy Sue handed her a second manila envelope.
Katie Lynn wrote Robbie’s address on the back of one of the envelopes, and the address for Central State’s application office on the other. Once she’d filled out her transfer application, she slipped it into one of the envelopes and put the sexy Polaroids into the other, and sealed them both shut. She put both envelopes into the mailbox the very next day.
A week had passed before she saw Robbie again. He came into Bazooms with his friends, and Katie Lynn begged to be assigned to his table. She strutted up to the young gentlemen, ready to take their orders.
“Hey Robbie! Did you get my package?” she blonde waitress asked flirtatiously.
Robbie chuckled at his friends and looked at her.
“Yeah, I sure did,” he said.
“So…” she dug the point of her shoe into the floor. “What do you say?”
Robbie leaned back into his seat. “I’d say… sure. You’re accepted!”
Robbie and the guys laughed. Katie Lynn looked at him confused. “Accepted” was such a strange word for him to use. It took her a moment before she realized what he meant.
“Oh! The dance! Of course! Well, I’ll see you at Spring Fling!”
Robbie and his friends laughed again.
It was another month before Katie Lynn heard back from Central State. A plain envelope arrived in the mail and Katie Lynn tore it open.
“What’s it say what’s it say?” Tammy Sue asked excitedly, sitting by her side and eagerly waiting for her to open it.
Katie Lynn unfolded the the letter and read it:
“Dear Katie Lynn,
We’ve reviewed your application for Central State carefully. Despite the compelling case you’ve made, we are unfortunately not able to accept you to our university at this time. While we agree you are indeed “hot stuff” and happy you are “eager to please,” a collection of x-rated photos is not sufficient reason for us to accept you at our prestigious institution.
We wish you the best of luck in your educational endeavors.
Sincerely,
Devin O’Malley
Applications Office
Central State”
5. The Tan
It was the first warm sunny day of the year and Katie Lynn was excited for the chance to finally start working on her tan. Her body had gotten quite pale over the winter months and she’d been looking forward to the chance to finally get back the healthy glow she loved so much.
The problem was finding the right place. The local beach was closed due to a contamination, and while the backyard of her parents’ house got plenty of sun, Katie Lynn had problems with the neighbor boys using binoculars to spy on her.