Cheating on a Cheating Wife by RetroFan

“So, how was your day today, Jeff?” Montana asked cheerfully as she opened the letterbox and took out an electricity bill.

“Pretty good thanks Montana,” I said. “How about you? I see you have a chauffer service home from school today.”

Brad and Will joined us, both of them laughing. They both had a great sense of humor and in fact outside of work were in an improv-comedy club in Carlton. It was all a lot of fun and I think it rubbed off on their daughter, who was a self-confessed theater kid at school, in all the productions and could also sing and dance.

Montana laughed along with her fathers. “No, we all needed to have dental appointments. So Dad and Dad got out of work early, I had the afternoon off and we all went to the dentist and had coffee afterwards. The dentist I saw was very impressed, I have nice shiny teeth, see.”

Montana flashed her teeth, and they were indeed nice and shiny, a perfect set of teeth on a girl who was perfect in every way.

“The pretty young dentist was very pleased with my teeth too,” said Will, a tall and skinny man with blue eyes. Of Montana’s two fathers, he was the more camp of the two, very flamboyant and over the top. One knew instantly he was gay. “She said my teeth were fabulous and gave me special sticker for being so diligent with my dental hygiene and for being such a good patient.”

We all laughed as Will proudly displayed a sticker featuring a cartoon tooth, toothbrush, bottle of mouthwash and dental floss, all getting an A plus that was usually given to children after appointments.

Brad spoke up. Like his partner he was tall but more an athletic build, and had brown hair and brown eyes like their daughter, although given Montana was adopted this was a coincidence. Montana’s looks gave away an Eastern European origin. Brad didn’t have these features, and wasn’t camp gay like his partner. If meeting him for the first time one would get the impression that he was homosexual, and not surprised when it was confirmed he was gay. Then again, if it turned out he was married to a woman and perfectly straight, it wouldn’t surprise either.

“So, my husband gets a pretty young female dentist and her even prettier assistant who give him stickers about how good his teeth are,” said Brad. “Our daughter gets a handsome young male dentist and another pretty assistant for her appointment who praise her perfect teeth. And who do I get? Claude, the grouchy old septuagenarian dentist who grumbles and grunts through the whole appointment, and the old battle-axe assistant who sits there looking like she’s sucked lemons and limes the whole day.”

Brad rubbed his teeth. “Old Claude was pretty rough with the scale and clean today.”

Again all of us laughed, and we had a neighborly chat about work, school, the weather and football, before Brad, Will and Montana went back inside and I finished the last of my raking before Libby got home, which probably wasn’t long now. The afternoon had gotten pretty windy, and as Montana walked down the driveway between her fathers to my delight a gust momentarily lifted the hem of her tartan schoolgirl skirt, showing me that underneath the teenager was wearing white knickers.

The moment was fleeting, but filled me with excitement at seeing the young girl’s white panties if only for a few seconds. It had me feeling like I was floating on a cloud, and what had been a bad day wasn’t so bad after all.

*

The day went back to bad when my wife’s car pulled into the garage, and her slim, fit, five feet six body entered the house. I was afforded a curt hello and a single word answer ‘fine’ when I asked her about her day, no asking about my day, no kiss. Her first action was to change out of the skirt, blouse and sandals she had been wearing today and into a fitness top that showed her ample cleavage, black lycra leggings that accentuated her toned bum and through which one could see the outline of her vagina and panty lines as she bent over and on her feet, socks and sneakers.

I could see Libby wanted to get onto her running machine in her home gym on the ground floor, but first she took the list of chores she had set for me today to make sure I had done everything, and to the standard she required.

As usual, I was nervous as Libby checked every task she had set for me, thinking I had forgotten something. Then I heard Libby’s voice, and she didn’t sound very happy. “Jeff!”

“Coming, Libby!” I nervously went into the laundry, where Libby stood next to the toilet. “Anything wrong, sweetheart?’ I asked.

Libby stared at me with her pale blue eyes, which contrasted so sharply from Montana’s big dark brown eyes. Annoyance was all over her pretty face as she pointed at the lavatory. “Simple question Jeff, how many toilets do we have in this house?”

We had three toilets in the house. There was this laundry toilet on the ground floor, another toilet next to the main bathroom upstairs and in the ensuite bathroom attached to the master bedroom Libby and I shared there was a third toilet. “Three,” I said.

“Yes, so was it too much of an effort to clean this one too?” Libby again pointed at the toilet.

I thought back. I had indeed cleaned and scrubbed the two upstairs toilets this morning shortly after Libby left the house, but had been distracted and forgotten this one. “Sorry Libby, I’ll do it right now.”

Libby snorted with derision and rolled her eyes. “No, don’t worry about it Jeff, I’ll do it my fucking self. How fucking hard can it be to clean a fucking toilet? Jesus Christ! You give me the shits Jeff, you were told what you had today and I have to come home after working my fucking arse off and do it myself.”

I cowered slightly under my wife’s attack. Despite Libby being much shorter than me — she stood five feet six, myself six feet — I was afraid of her, and did not want to cop her sharp tongue any more than I was going to.

In a bad-tempered huff, Libby collected the cleaning materials and toilet brush and set to work cleaning the toilet, continuing her carping criticism of me the whole time. “It’s easy for you guys,” she sneered, while glaring at me with her unblinking blue eyes. “You lift up the seat, piss all over the toilet and don’t leave enough toilet paper for us to use. What do you care if the fucking toilet is dirty? You know what would happen if I sat down on a dirty toilet seat to take a shit? I would get a thrush infection in my cunt. Do you want me to get my fanny full of some fucking fungus because you were a lazy prick who didn’t clean the toilet properly?”

I just stood there and took it as my wife berated me, wondering if Todd was subjected to this type of dressing down at work if he did something wrong and it pissed off Libby. Or maybe it was just me? I then realized that Libby had finally stopped talking, and was glaring at me waiting for a response.

“Again, sorry Libby,” I managed to say.

Libby sneered at me. “Sorry Libby,” she repeated in an exaggerated wimpy tone. “You are pathetic, Jeff, absolutely fucking pathetic. What are you? Pathetic! You wonder why I come home and get so cross with you, just look at today! You give me the fucking shits!”

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