Heather made sure that Brian was nicely turned out for the occasion. His hair was freshly cut and neatly groomed. He was wearing a beige linen summer suit and a white dress shirt open at the collar. He greeted each Bitch with a kiss on the cheek and a long-stemmed rose. Juliet later told Heather she had to control herself from sticking her tongue down his throat.
Brian strolled around the party, making sure every glass was filled. He mostly kept quiet and when he spoke, he expressed uncontroversial opinions. Yes, he enjoyed Pumpkin Spice season at Starbucks. Yes, Meryl Streep was a great actress and wasn’t it amazing how many accents she could do? Yes, the Beatles recorded a lot of great songs.
The girls had a terrific time and as the bottles were drained (and gummies passed around), the conversation got franker and looser. Heather and Juliet giggled about the young men they had banged — though they were careful not to mention the one who they liked the best.
But not everyone was so happy. After having enough wine that Heather whispered to Brian to cut her off, Tanya Anderson mentioned how she and her husband hadn’t had sex for two years. She had put on weight since her kids were born and she felt gross and unappealing. She said her husband Zack had tried to get her interested again but she just couldn’t believe him when he said he desired her.
“I just feel like a beached whale. Who could want someone like me?
Juliet tried to cheer her up. Brian chimed in. “You’re such a beautiful woman. Any man would be lucky to have you.”
Tanya sniffled. “It would be nice to think so.”
Brian sat next to her. Tanya briefly lay her head on his shoulder.
Gina Witt was also really hitting the sauce hard. She began ranting about her husband Russell, pastor of the Mountian Mission Church.
“Never get married to a fucking preacher. They call you a goddamned Jezebel if you enjoy sex.”
She said that she was grateful to Russell for helping her kick the various addictions that had plagued her twenties. She still believed that Jesus was her friend but was she increasingly fed up with organized religion.
Russell would go on and on about how the husband was the head of the household, when it was obvious that she was the one who was suited for the leadership role. After all, her real estate business brought in the bulk of her family’s income.
Her two daughters Lauren and Emma had managed to escape to college and to independent lives afterward, but Gina worried about the effect that Russell’s combination of chauvinism and guilt had on her son Nicholas. “I don’t want him to grow up to be fucked up like his dad. I want to love and respect women. I want him to see sex as a normal part of life.”
Brian brought out a tray of cupcakes. The Bitches, now in their cups, gave him an ovation. A very tipsy Tanya felt up Brian’s right little butt, blushed, and then burst out laughing. Brian smiled.
“What a terrific son you have. You did such a fine job raising him. What’s your secret?” Gina asked Heather.
Heather shot Juliet a dirty look. “Quality time! And never being afraid to express our love for each other.” Juliet could barely suppress her giggles.
Heather stood up. She had consumed more wine than she realized, so she was a little unsteady on her feet. She gave Brian a big hug and a kiss on the lips. “What did I ever do to deserve a wonderful son like you? So sweet, so smart, so handsome.”
Brian blushed and smiled. “It’s all because I have such a great mother!”
Juliet cried, “Awwwww” and applauded him. She shot him an expectant look.
“My Aunt Juliet did a terrific job, too.”
“Damned right,” Juliet responded with a chuckle. She then gave Brian’s butt a pla.yful swat. He laughed.
***’
Heather and Brian had another idyllic summer together. She found it to be such a joy to wake up together every morning, to make love before getting ready for work, to come home and have dinner together, to drift off to sleep in each other’s arms. She pegged her son a few more times and found it to be a refreshing addition to their intimate life. She was also pleased that his sessions with Aunt Juliet were continually improving his technique at pleasing her.
Her decision to seduce her son had enriched her life deeply. Their affair had ripened into a warm, loving, erotic relationship. It was such naughty fun to watch her son walk around naked, his generous cock swinging. “I made that!” she thought. “Me and Gary.”
Brian worked again at Heather’s business. He was now her right-hand man. The women in the office cooed over him: such a handsome gentleman, so well-groomed, so well-dressed. But they knew not to pay too much attention to him or to ask questions about his relationship with his mother. No one wanted to experience the fate of Melissa LeMay, who had her career crushed, when she seemed overly inquisitive about the unusual closeness between Heather and her son.
But after hours, Brian and Heather had lots of fun. They would take turns in her chair, being pleased by the others. They would make love on her desk. Mother and son loved experiencing their forbidden relationship amid the accouterments of their business life.
***
A week after the party, Juliet dropped by Heather’s house with some of her killer weed. As they slowly got baked, Juliet vented about her daughter Angela. She had just gotten fired from her summer job for showing up late and wasted one too many times. “Dammit, I wish she could be more like Brian.”
“I thought you didn’t swing that way,” Heather chortled.
Juliet just laughed. “So how’s the mother-son quality time?”
Heather grinned in self-satisfaction. “Better than ever! I can’t believe how good he has gotten. Seriously, too bad I can’t marry him.”
“So have I been a good influence on him?”
“A terrific influence. You’re freakier than I am, which is a good experience for him.”
“Laura was good for him, too?”
“Definitely. I want him to learn from other women. Not girls.”
Juliet smiled. “Would you be open to his being with more women? She wouldn’t know what you are up to with him.”
“With the right woman, yeah. Would have to be someone we like and trust. And we would have to work out the payment.”
“She could give me cash. I could give you our customary form of payment. She would deal only with me so she wouldn’t know about your little arrangement.”
Heather nodded. “Did you have someone in mind?”
“I think Tanya should be our first target.”
“She definitely needs it. And she’s got the money.”
“She and her husband still love each other, I think. She just doesn’t get laid anymore. I’m pretty sure Zack wonders what happened and goes off and jerks it. I’m sure she would enjoy it. And we all like Tanya, this would be a nice favor for her.”
“Do you think she would pay?” Heather asked.
“I think so, if I talk her into it.”
“Split half-and-half?.”
“Sure.”
***
Juliet invited Tanya over for lunch the next Saturday. They sat on her porch eating cobb salads and sipping white wine.
After Tanya had finished her first glass, Juliet began probing about her marriage. Tanya and Zack still loved each other. Their sex life used to be great. But when the kids came along, they just didn’t seem to have the time. And then Tanya started to gain weight. Now she felt disgusted whenever she looked in the mirror. Zack had tried to initiate sex a few times, but she always turned him down.