Andy’s another neighbor of ours. Divorced twice. 72 years old. Nice guy. Big, gray hair covered beer belly.
“Gonna make me jealous, huh?” I smirk back, drinking my beer.
“Awww. Baby. You never need to be jealous. You know you’re my main man. You always come first. Always, my love. Always… except for just now. Hehehehe.” Mom puts her beer down, giggling so happily. She rolls over onto me, takes my beer from me and chugs it, then tossed the bottle into the trash… great shot… and kisses me so passionately. God. I love this woman so fucking much. We kiss. So loving and so heated. Mom’s incredible lips making sweet, sweet love to mine. Her unmatched body writhing so impassioned on mine. Heaven. Pure heaven.
Later…
I’m out. Our neighbor Helen took me up to Malibu for a late lunch. Sweet lady.
“I just finished the show, babe. It was so much fun… Yeah. I got the biggest tips I’ve gotten this year. I think it’s like $6,500 or so.”
My girlfriend Billie (Pop Superstar Billie Eilish) is real happy. Her latest cam show drew some really good tips. She had my sister Kaia in the show with her. Two big titty blonde beauties for horny pervs to jack off… and tip… to. Smart decision.
Good ol’ Stan the gimp made another appearance too. Kaia jerked him off while Billie pissed all over him. Billie’s description sounded super hot, so I’m really looking forward to watching the replay.
Helen’s blowing me in the parking lot of the seafood restaurant right off the PCH while I’m chatting with Billie. That 92 year old, dirty blonde haired head with all the hairspray in it bobbing in my lap. I’m smiling at the peeps walking by the car, shocked by what they see inside. Ha. That’s always a turn-on. A double turn-on. Public sex, and shocking people with it. Fucking awesome times two.
Helen’s full, voluptuous lips tightly pursed around my meat, gliding so gracefully up and down all those shiny gold stars all over my shaft. Oh yeah. My fourteen inches of granny fucking fame lurching deep down her throat, making Helen gag. She coughs on my cock, spit pouring from the corners of her mouth.
Helen resumes sucking me off, gently rubbing my tattooed balls too. All that fat, shiny gold stars covered meat being slowly sucked down that horny old broad’s throat. I’m kinda ignoring my chick as she tells me that she loves me, cause Helen’s got me open mouthed groaning from her totally awesome suck job. Dentures in. She’s sucked me off a bunch of time with them out. That’s insanely hot.
Helen sits up, blowing me a kiss. She unbuttons her white silk blouse. I grab at her 38E, kinda saggy, kinda wrinkled melons encased in that huge, white cotton bra. I paw at them, nice and rough.
“Yeah, babe. I love you too. I can’t wait to watch the replay with you when I get back. See ya then, sweetheart.” I hang up. My attention is centered on Helen’s now bare, mature melons hanging over the huge cups of her bra.
I pull and twist her huge right nipple with my left hand, shaking it violently. Helen moans, deep and dirty, softly rubbing my cheek and smiling. She really is a sexy old broad. Her being so sweet only makes her sexier.
We kiss. I can taste my slightly salty precum on Helen’s tongue. She jerks my dick as we swap spit there in the parking lot. The cars driving by on the highway not far from us.
“Let’s move to the back. I want this in me right now.”
“Yes ma’am.” I smirk. Helen grins. She’s horny and so am I. Let’s get to it.
Over at Beth’s pad…
Mom’s over, watching Beth and Andy make-out. She came over talk to Beth, but, when she got here, Beth and Andy were already making out on her living room sofa, so she decided to chill with a beer, and watch.
Beth loves being watched, so, she’s all for mom being there. Andy has a big crush on my mom, so, he’s all for her being there too. It all works out in the end. Ha.
“God, doll. You’ve got such big, beautiful breasts. They’re just amazing.” Andy plays with Beth’s all natty 38Fs through her skin tight, low cut blue top. She’s braless, so there’s nothing else between his old, horny hands and those heavenly, milky white knockers. Andy’s squeezing them. Kissing and nuzzling her mighty, mountainous cleavage as well.
Beth rubs Andy’s 72 year old, happily grinning face all over her massive cleavage, grinning wickedly over at mom, who’s sitting at the counter between the living room and kitchen, sipping on her beer as she very curiously watches them.
Beth unbuckles Andy’s pants while he’s gorging himself silly on her milky white cleavage. She slips his pants off and tickles his truly unique old cock. It’s five and a half inches long and fat. The unique part is that he’s got four metal balls on the top and bottom both, and on both sides of his shat, pierced into his shaft, under the skin. His shaft is pale and veiny. Slightly wrinkled too. His crown is pink and mushroom shaped. It all makes his already fat dick even fatter and extra funky looking. Chicks dig it. Andy gets laid a lot. He’s a nice guy and he’s charming, so that helps him out with the ladies. And, Beth’s already said he’s great at eating pussy. So, that sure don’t hurt.
“Cool cock, Andy. Hehe.” Mom comments from the bar. She’s giggling and sipping her beer as she watches.
Andy waves over, mumbling something to mom. His face is buried in all those tasty cleavage, so it’s hard for him to speak at the moment. Ha.
Beth jerks that funky old rod as Andy keeps on licking, sucking and nuzzling that uber sexy cleavage. Beth quickly jerks off her top with her left hand and tosses it, letting Andy have free reign on those incredibly luscious 38F chest bombs she’s got. Team racktacular for Beth. Hell yeah!
She rubs them all over his face all wild and rowdy. Laughing at him as she goes. Ol’ Andy’s being smothered by, and sucking on, so much soft, hefty titty flesh, you gotta worry if he’ll make it out alive. Ha.
Mom finishes her beer, and grabs another one from Beth’s fridge, quickly returning to the counter to watch some more. She walks around to the living room side of the counter and sits on a stool, smirking at the freaky action on the sofa.
Beth smirks over at mom, wickedly wiggling her finger at her to come join them. Mom thinks about it for a second… then puts her beer down on the counter, and gets up, yanking her pink tank top off, laughing wickedly as she strolls over to the couch.
Back in the back seat of Helen’s car…
“Oh my God! Oh my God! I love your huge cock, Jamessssssssss!!!!! Ugh!!!” Helen’s enjoying the backdoor humping I’m laying on her… and up her big old ass… very, very much. She’s face down on the back seat of her Audi. I’m on top of her, drilling her big old wrinkled butt senseless, driving my hips so deep and hard into those super soft thighs and that wrinkled, but still sexy dumper of hers. The car’s shaking hard. Squeaking and rocking big time from the force of our ass thumping fun inside.
A couple walks by, and stops to look inside. I wave and laugh, driving my hips faster into Helen’s butt. My fourteen inches of backseat ass humping fame powering up her wildly winking anus, non stop. We get a big applause from the couple outside. Helen and I both laugh right as Helen comes once more. Her milky discharge… which is very tasty… shoots outta that well seasoned, very bushy snatch nice and messy. It shoots all over her black leather back seat. That gets another big applause for our two horny voyeur fans outside the car.