FILIA SOROR: I don’t think I will ever forget Kylie’s episode. She was willing to do ANYTHING to win. I like the look in your eye, Kassie. I think you have her will to victory. Alright let’s meet your sister!
[Screen fades out. Fades back in showing ASHLEIGH MORGAN. Full body shot in front of a wall that same “Family Freud.” She is 5’4 and her hair is pulled back in dreadlocks instead of braids. She has gold, wire-frame glasses. She looks very similar to her sister, but has grown into her body. She has large, generous breasts and wide hips. She is wearing a fashionable gray v-neck t-shirt and a pair of tight jeans.]
AMBER: Allow me to introduce Ashleigh Morgan. She says her sister had to beg her to be on our show! She is 32 years old and a certified public accountant.
FILIA SOROR [not visible on screen]: Welcome Ashleigh! So you were a little reluctant to join us today. You must really love your sister, since she dragged you out here?
ASHLEIGH [laughing slightly]: Yeah, you know, Kassie is always…very willing to see and be seen. I think she is going to be a movie star or something someday. That really isn’t me. But I adore my baby sister. I’d do anything for her.
FILIA SOROR: Well Ashleigh, I think we are going to hold you to that! Alright Amber, the last team please?
[Ashleigh’s brow furrows slightly, but the screen fades out and fades back in showing CANDACE LINCOLN. Full body shot in front of a wall that same “Family Freud.” She is 5’3 and has long, dark red hair. She has sparkling green eyes, some slight freckles on her face that makes her look very young. She has an upturned pixie nose and a small, pink mouth. She has medium sized breasts, a flat stomach, and a large ass. She is wearing a red, patterned sundress that falls to her mid thighs]
AMBER: Allow me to introduce Candace Lincoln. She is the informed member of the Lincoln family. Candace is 42 years old and is currently unemployed. She has never seen a single episode of our show, but she read about it online and signed up, sight unseen.
FILIA SOROR [not visible on screen]: Welcome Candace! You know, you are the first mother who has EVER brought her son on this show with us. We have had lots of sons bring their mothers. But you are a first. What brings you here?
CANDACE [remains silent for a long minute, then speaks in a tiny voice]: I really need the money. They are going to take the house…
FILIA SOROR: All you perverts online who prefer a little desperation, Candace is speaking your language! Okay, Amber our last contestant please!
[Candace’s head drops a bit, Screen fades out. Fades back in showing ZACH LINCOLN. Full body shot in front of a wall that same “Family Freud.” He is 5’10 and has longish red hair similar to his mother’s, but not as shiny. It hands down obscuring his eyes and he has cow-like lips. He is skinny and has sort of greasy looking skin. He has thin, long legs and large, awkward feet. He is wearing a band t-shirt, but the name is digitally obscured and a pair of tattered jeans.]
AMBER: Allow me to introduce Zach Lincoln. He says he is doing this because he didn’t want his mother to complain about it if refused! He is 21 years old and a a part-time mechanic.
FILIA SOROR [not visible on screen]: Welcome Zach! So why do you think your mom wants you here?
ZACH [shrugged and mumbling]: A couple years ago when dad left she always wanted to like…bond. I thought she’d given up on it. I guess I was wrong.
FILIA SOROR: Oh I think you are definitely going to be bonding before all is said and done! Alright, Amber, let’s stop teasing and bring everyone out.
[screen shifts to three glass booths. There are doors in the back of the booths and they all open simultaneously. The uninformed members of each team file into the booths and sit down on seats. Camera shifts and then pans back and Filia Soror’s desk is a few meters away, facing towards the booths. We are angled so we can see each glass booth and Filia Soror at the same time.]
FILIA SOROR: Alright Freddy, Ashleigh, Zach, good to see you all again. Our first round is called “Dirty Little Secret.” The rules are very simple. Amber how do we play this game?
AMBER: Filia is going to ask each of you a series of questions about your family member (who won’t be present). You won’t hear the questions for your opponents, these booths are soundproof. The questions are based on an extensive survey that your family member performed before our show started. Filia will give you three options. Two will be total inventions. But one will be the answer given by your relative. Know (or guess) how your relative answered, and for each correct answer you will get $500. There is no penalty for getting a question wrong, but if you refuse to answer then you will lose any money you have accumulated to this point. There are no set number of questions, we will go until time runs out. So answer fast! The faster you all go, the more money you can all make. Is everyone ready?
[the three contestants in the booth nod sort of awkwardly, still no entirely sure sort of game they are playing].
FILIA SOROR [pushing buttons on her desk. The lights dim in Ashleigh and Zach’s booths]: Great, alright I am cutting off the sound for Ashleigh and Zach. Freddy, this question is for you: we asked your sister Alexis, “Who was the first person you ever French kissed?” Did she answer, a) Mike Philmore, b) Cody Anderson, or c) Maria Conner?”
FREDDY [looking around a little]: the first person my sister ever tongue kissed? That’s the question? [silence]. Oh, uh, well I have never heard of Mike Philmore. And Maria Conner is our cousin. So I will go with our neighbor Cody, I guess.
[Bell rings]
FILIA SOROR [smiles broadly]: Oh, Congratulations Freddy, you just banked $500.00 for your family. But don’t worry, cousin Maria might show up for some additional firsts later!
FREDDY: Wait, what?
FILIA SOROR [pushing buttons on her desk. The lights dim in Freddy’s booth and come on in Ashleigh’s booth]: Okay, Ashleigh, it is your turn for your first question. So, we asked your sister Kassie, “Which of Ashleigh’s friends do you find the most attractive?” Did she answer, a) Doug Martin, b) Lisa Landers, or c) Charlie Mickelson?
ASHLEIGH [laughing and putting her hand over her mouth]: What a weird question! Umm…I know that Kassie thinks she is like…super smooth. But Lisa and I always laughed about it when we were younger. Kassie has, or had, a massive crush on her.
[Bell rings]
FILIA SOROR [smiles broadly]: Congratulations Ashleigh, you just banked $500.00 for your family!
ASHLEIGH: Yeah, I guess…
FILIA SOROR [pushing buttons on her desk. The lights dim in Ashleigh’s booth and come on in Zach’s booth]: Alright Zach, time for your first question. So, we asked your mother Candace, “Who was the first celebrity you had a crush on?” Did she answer, a) Jordan Knight, b) Johnny Depp, or c) Justin Timberlake?
ZACH [face scrunching up]: My mom’s celebrity crush? What the hell kind of question is that? Why would she ever tell me that in the first place?