Booty Pirate by TxRad,TxRad
“Put a shot across her stern, Mr. Jacobs,” Captain Seymour Butts yelled. “Uh, Captain, shouldn’t that be across her bow?” “You can shoot them where you want them when you’re Captain, Mr. Jacobs. However, since I’m the Captain, shoot them where I want them. They don’t call me the Booty Pirate for nothing.” “Aye, aye, … Read more