The Misadventures of Katie Lynn by Totzman

Johnny bit his lip trying to suppress laughter of his own and said, “Katie Lynn, you’re supposed to remove your clothes from the washing machine. Not your…” he bit down on his tongue to keep his voice from breaking into laughter, “not the clothes on your body!”

Realization hit Katie Lynn like a truck.

“Oh my GOSH! I’m so… I’m so STUPID!”

The laundromat customers laughed even louder as the nude blonde’s face went beet red, and she frantically put her clothes back on.

  1. The Blind Man

Sister Mary Margaret set two buckets of paint onto the hard wooden floor with an angry thud. She glared at the two girls in front of her. Katie Lynn and her best friend, Tammy Sue, meekly looked back at the fuming nun.

“We’re sorry, Sister Mary Margaret,” Katie Lynn said.

“You have six hours to get this room painted. If you’re not finished when I return, you’ll be back next Saturday to to finish the job. I don’t care how long it takes.”

Katie Lynn and Tammy Sue slunk their heads. They weren’t the only two girls to use profane language in the halls of Blessed Saints Academy, but they were among the few who’d been caught. It was Tammy Sue who had referred to one of her teachers as the b-word, and while Katie Lynn hadn’t used any profanity herself, she hadn’t disagreed. Their conversation had been overheard by none other than Headmaster Matheson. He’d been coming up the stairwell as the two gossiping girls were on their way down and he’d given them both a detention on the spot.

Now was the day of their punishment. The two coeds were instructed to paint the interior of the newly renovated counselor’s office. A rotten way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

“And you’d better not get any paint on your uniforms!” the sister said as she stormed out of the office. “The cleaning bill will come out of your tuition! Not one drop!”

The nun slammed the office door and the girls listened as she trotted away.

“Crabby old bat!” Tammy Sue taunted. “I’m not sorry at all.”

Katie Lynn scanned the entire room hopelessly.

“How are we going to keep paint from getting on our uniforms? She didn’t even give us smocks!” the blonde bemoaned.

Tammy Sue grinned.

“Maybe… we should take them off?” the giggling brunette suggested.

“Take them off? And paint naked?”

“Why not? Sister Mary Margaret won’t be back for six hours. We’ll just lock the doors in case any delivery guys come by.”

Katie Lynn thought about this.

“Well, it will be awfully hard to keep our uniforms clean…”

“Exactly!” Tammy Sue began unbuttoning her dress shirt.

Feeling comfortable knowing it would be just the two girls in there the entire day, Katie Lynn slipped out of her uniform as well. Once they had removed their uniforms as well as their undergarments, the girls took up the provided brushes and began painting the newly installed drywall in the nude.

Painting was tedious work, but the joking between them and the knowledge that their naughty choice of dress would not be approved of made the ordeal far less wearisome.

“So, I heard Johnny O’Dell likes you!” Tammy Sue teased.

“Does he really?” Katie Lynn asked.

“I heard, he’s planning to ask you to the Spring Fling!” She swirled her brush around in circles on the wall.

“Who told you that?”

“Doesn’t matter. If he asks you, will you say yes?”

Katie Lynn looked at the floor.

“Maybe.”

“By maybe, you mean yes?” Tammy Lynn asked, excitedly.

“I mean maybe!” Katie Lynn declared.

They continued giggling, and managed to do a little painting as well in between their joking and gossiping for the next two hours. Katie Lynn was in the midst of putting the finishing touches on a door frame when Tammy Sue sneaked up behind her and tapped her paint brush onto the blonde’s naked rear end.

“You’re it!” Tammy Sue squealed, and ran away.

“Hey!” Katie Lynn yelped. She chased after her friend, following her into the neighboring room, and tapped her brush onto the brunette’s backside. “You’re it!”

Tammy Sue shrieked loudly.

“No, you’re it!” She lightly slapped her brush across the side of Katie Lynn’s left breast.

“You’re gonna get it now!” Katie Lynn hollered, and scampered after her fleeing friend.

The two naked girls took turns tagging each other with their paint brushes and batting around each other’s breasts until their tits had more paint on them than the walls. When their youthful exuberance had finally calmed, the coeds looked at each other’s paint-splattered bodies.

“We should really clean up,” Katie Lynn said.

“There’s a sink in the back,” her friend said.

Katie Lynn soaked a paper towel in water and wiped the paint from her body. After she was mostly cleaned, she handed the roll of towels to Tammy Sue, when she heard a knock at the door.

The two girls stared at each other in fear.

“Go see who it is!” Tammy Sue whispered.

Being as Katie Lynn was the cleaner of the two girls, she grabbed her uniform and carried it to the doorway.

“Who is it?” she called out, placing her clothes on the floor and searching for her undergarments.

“Blind man!” a voice behind the door said.

Katie Lynn stopped. The man knocked again.

“Hello?” he called out.

Katie Lynn peeked out the window and saw a man wearing sunglasses holding a package.

“Who is it?” Tammy Sue shouted, wiping a paper towel between her breasts.

“A blind man,” Katie Lynn said. “Well, no need to keep him waiting if he can’t see us.”

Katie Lynn left her clothes on the floor, and opened the door, wearing nothing but faint steaks of paint across her nude body.

“Wow!” the man said, lowering his sunglasses.

“You’re not blind!” Katie Lynn said angrily.

“Thank God,” the man said. “You got great tits. So, where do you want these blinds?”

  1. The Dare

“Truth,” Tammy Sue said.

The pajama-clad coeds squealed and huddled around to hear a revelation about their friend.

“If you had to make out with someone here, who would it be?” Amy Jo asked.

“Hmmm,” Tammy Sue said, tapping her chin. She looked at the six young ladies seated around her. They were sprawled on the floor of Amy Jo’s apartment living room. It was well past midnight, but the girls expected to be awake for most of the night.

“I’d pick… Katie Lynn!”

The girls squealed and Katie Lynn blushed. Once again, she’d been made the center of attention at the party, and it wasn’t even her turn. She’d already been teased mercilessly when she’d confessed to have never had sex.

Tammy Sue grabbed the bottle of Malibu and spun it upon the plate on the floor. When it came to a stop, the mouth of the bottle faced Carrie Anne.

“It’s Carrie Anne!” Tammy Sue declared. “Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise, or Repeat?”

The pig-tailed brunette pondered her options.

“I pick… Repeat!” she said.

Tammy Sue laughed to herself, and sat directly in front of her friend, so the girls were face-to-face.

“Okay, Repeat after me. I…”

“I…” Carrie Anne repeated.

“Want…” Tammy Sue continued.

“Want…”

“To lick…”

Carrie Anne’s face broke in to a smile, but her resolve did not waver.

“To lick…” she repeated.

“I want to lick an old man’s butt,” Tammy Sue blurted out.

“I want to lick an old-” Carrie Anne burst into laughter before she could finish her sentence. The other girls rolled onto their sides laughing hysterically.

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