The captain and crew approached the boat, and any hopes that my erection would fade vanished as I realized the crew could see me now.
“Wait, is that guy naked? One of the girls focused her eyes assuming she must be mistaken. I heard several gasps and chuckles as the group kept walking up.
“He’s completely naked…” Another girl said in disbelief.
“Too bad the girls aren’t.” A guy said right before getting slapped on the shoulder by yet another one of the girls.
“Yeah, and he’s the only one naked.” The first girl said.
“Correct and correct, he’s completely naked and the only one naked! Y’all are quite observant.” Brooke said all of this loudly as she stood up and adjusted her bikini. “And nudity is allowed here so look if you must.” She motioned for us to stand up. We quickly obliged, and Amber adjusted her bikini as well.
“We had no idea. Everyone else see saw was wearing something. There weren’t even any topless women.” The first girl said.
“A real shame.” The same funny guy braced for impact, but this time that girl just grinned instead of slapping him.
“He doesn’t look like he wants to be completely naked.” The first girl saw my hands covering my crotch.
“He’s having an issue right now. All will be well momentarily.” Brooke stepped off of the boat as Amber and myself quickly followed. Once we had walked past the stunned group of ten, Brooke turned to me and got up in my face.
“Move your hands! If anyone is looking this way, they can already see you.”
“I can’t do this. If I didn’t have an erection…”
“Come here.” Brooke put her hands on mine and looked deep into my eyes. An observer might think she was about to kiss me.
“Brooke! It should be his choice!” Amber objected.
“It will go down eventually once you move your hands. Just breathe. Breathe. Breathe.” She slowly moved my hands out of the way and then looked down at my crotch. Her eyes widened and she softly gasped before collecting herself and looking back up at me. “You have nothing to be ashamed of. Like at all. Seriously.”
“Okay, okay, I’m breathing.”
“You might want to wipe that off though.” Brooke whispered and looked down at my crotch.
I looked down to see long strings of precum hanging off me and nearly reaching the ground. Mortified, I quickly put my hands back to my crotch to wipe it all off, although now my hands were sticky and I wasn’t sure if I should wipe my hands on another part of my body.
“Now show Amber.”
I felt another wave of embarrassment as she said that.
“She’s going to like it too.” Brooke looked over my shoulder at Amber with a devilish grin. “Come on, once we both see it, then you’ll be alright.”
“Amber, may I?” My voice trembled, and I heard no response.
“Aren’t you the gentleman?” Brooke was teasing me, but she was also the one who had gotten us out of the boat by playing it cool. “Come on.” She grabbed my shoulders to turn me around. I moved my feet accordingly with my hands clutched to my chest. I was now facing Amber, and the water, but I had shut my eyes tight.
“What do you think, Amber? Scale of 1 to 10?”
“I opened one eye, then the other. Amber was staring at my erection, but she didn’t have the expression on her face I was expecting. I was expecting a gasp, jaw on the floor, hand over mouth, eyes wide, like she had done before on the boat when all of the shenanigans started happening. Instead, she kind of had a blank stare. Well, she did have the wide eyes.
“What do we do now?” Amber asked.
“We’ll walk together on either side of him.” Brooke smiled at me. “You have two girlfriends. And who needs clothes when all you do is fuck?”
“That’s not helping my erection.” I finally managed a smile but I was still terrified.
“There it is! See, three people having a great time, cracking jokes, not breaking any laws.”
“Let’s try to get a table inside so he can cover up. We can ask for a towel.” Amber said.
“Let’s get a table outside. Those are closer to us.” Brooke suggested.
“Inside might be darker and we might get a booth or something.”
“The sun is setting soon, and inside might be brighter. Plus, there are probably more employees inside than outside. And what if there are no tables available inside? Then we’d have to walk all the way there and then back out.”
“Let’s just get that closest table over there.” I didn’t want to stand around any longer.
As we walked up the shore, I glanced around to see that everyone nearby was predictably staring at me in disbelief. Fortunately, they could see me well before I could hear them, so by the time I got closer, most people looked away. But this isn’t a massive area. I would say that in less than one minute, a majority of people who were outside had probably seen me, but some of that was due to people looking all around them trying to find a completely naked guy after hearing others talk about it. I had my hands down at my sides, but my erection was going nowhere, and I was desperate for covering. I tried as hard as possible to walk normally, or confidently I guess, but I don’t think I was hiding my embarrassment well. Brooke was to my left and Amber to my right, but I felt more comfortable glancing at Brooke than Amber for some reason. No one had confronted us yet, and I was started to think that it being an adult resort meant that I was going to be okay. We finally got to our table, the furthest out from the restaurant. We had a gorgeous view of everything. People were dancing pretty much right next to us, but the source of the music was further out, so we could hear each other talk.
“I really have to pee.” Brooke said.
“Yeah, me too.” Amber said. “Do you?”
“Not urgently, but yeah.” I answered.
“Let’s see if someone takes our order.” Amber said.
“Perfect table for us, by the way,” Brooke smirked.
It was one of those round metal tables with large square holes everywhere. I had pulled up my chair as close as I could to the table, but you could see down through the table that I was completely naked.
“I also miss my phone now.” Brooke added.
“Yeah, seriously.” Amber agreed.
We really didn’t have much of anything between the three of us. None of us had shoes, hats, sunglasses, jewelry, piercings, or anything like that, and the girls had their hair down. Between the three of us, we had three wristbands and two bikinis. Although, nearly everyone around us was in a swimsuit as well, as was the waitress or hostess walking up to our table in a modest grey bikini with the word “Lazili” on one of the cups of the top.
“Hi, welcome to Lazili. Did y’all prepay?” She didn’t give us her name.
“Yes, do you need our wristbands?” Amber asked.
“Yes, scan them right here.” She walked around to each of us with some scanner attached to her tablet. “Okay great, everything is prepaid for the restaurant and bar, and you can place your order with me and it’ll be brought out to you. I’ll give y’all a few minutes.” She gave us menus, and we thanked her.
“Can we also get a towel?” Amber asked as the waitress was about to walk way.
“Is there a spill? She looked around puzzled. “I can get a busboy.”
“No, we just need a towel.”
“I’m sorry, there are towels in the gift shop, but anything you buy there is an extra charge to your room. It doesn’t come with the meal.”
“We can’t wipe our faces off? We’ve been outside all day.”
“Oh, y’all can use the locker rooms. They don’t have towels but there are paper towels by the sinks.”
“Can we have silverware with a napkin?” Amber was getting desperate.
“Of course; that will come out with your order.” The waitress was confused.
“He’s completely naked.” Brooked pointed at me. I currently had my hands on the table, but my menu was purposefully positioned to block her view in case she looked. But now I figured it was too late to move my hands under the table.
“See?” Brooke moved my menu to expose me.
“Oh my gosh.” The waitress was staring through the table. “Since everyone here is almost naked, I didn’t even notice that you’re completely naked.” She kept staring. “But almost naked is not the same thing as completely naked.” She looked up at my face. “Nudity is not allowed here. An adult resort isn’t the same as a nude beach.” I felt humiliated being lectured by our bikini-clad waitress who appeared to still be in high school. “You can’t be completely naked.”
“So please get him a towel.” Amber raised her voice probably more than she meant to.
“Well first of all, he needs one to sit on. It’s not sanitary sitting in a chair like that.”
“Okay, great, we’ll order after you get that for us.”
“But I can’t let y’all stay here. He needs to leave immediately.”
“The boat that’s bringing us back won’t be here for a few more hours.”
“I’m sorry, we have a strict policy.”
“His wetsuit got taken from him when we were scuba diving and then the boat took us here!” Brooke and I exchanged sighs as we buckled down for Amber’s recounting of the day’s events. But she did a good job explaining the situation. “So, we’re really just trying to get home safely and not bother anyone. And we did pay for food too and we haven’t eaten all day since this morning.”
“And I still have to pee.” Brooke added.
The waitress couldn’t believe what she was hearing. “Oh my gosh, what a horrible experience you’ve had to go through; I’m so sorry. I thought you wanted to be the only one completely naked.”
“Yeah, and it could have been any of us.” Brooke smiled.
“Or all of us.” Amber added.
“Oh, just imagine…” The waitress stopped herself. “The towels are small and I don’t know if we have any cleans one, but I’ll go look.” We thanked her.
“Finally, some good news!” Amber smiled at me. I smiled back just to make Amber feel better.
“Watch them not have any.” Brooked smirked.
“They’ll have some.” Amber insisted.
“What if it really was us instead of you?” Brooke looked at me first then Amber. Imagine we strip off those wetsuits to avoid two $1000 fines and our asses, tits, and pussies are just hanging out this whole time from the boat until now.”
“No, I don’t even want to think about it!” Amber laughed but buried her hands in her face.
“And we just shaved our pussies completely bald this morning! You have a great technique for getting that smooth finish.” Brooke winked at Amber.
“Brooke! You can’t say that in front of a guy!” Amber was mortified.
“I mean that’s what everyone does when you first get to the beach. He did it too, sort of.” Brooke completely ducked her head under the table to see my erection had returned. “Oh, hi there, good to see you again.” Brooke sat back up. “I guess that’s my fault.”
I didn’t want to acknowledge she was right, that imagining them completely naked instead of me was turning me on. “Yeah, I just use small scissors and get what I can.” I looked down at my erection, finally getting comfortable with the two of them seeing it. “I’m not about to put a razor down there.”
“Oh jeez, don’t do that.” Amber was still blushing.
“Yeah, we did a wax.” Brooke said.
“Brooke…” Amber knew Brooke was going to say whatever she wanted to.
“We need to figure out what we want to order.” I finally opened me menu, and the girls followed my lead.
“It’s all you can eat for us?” Brooke asked.
“Yes, and drink, but they might make us scan our wristbands for alcohol.”
“Bummer.” Brooked frowned.
“Are you Amber’s age?” I asked.
“Yeah, and we’ll both be 21 right when summer is over.”
“I think they still sell alcohol in the Fall.” It was my turn to tease her.
“Get drinks for us! You want a margarita?” She asked Amber eagerly.
“Good idea. Let’s break another law while we’re here.” I quipped.
“They might not even check ID.” Brooke whined.
“It’s 18+ not 21+ so they probably do check.” Amber kept looking at her menu.
“Fine.” Brooke thought for a moment. “Things have been working out well for us today when you’re the one who persuades me.” She gave me a devilish look. Amber shook her head slowly and kept reading the menu.
We figured out what food and drinks we wanted to order just as the waitress returned without any towels in her hand.
“I’m really sorry. When I tried to take one, I got fussed at by my boss for bussing instead of taking more orders. I thought about asking a busboy to bring one to you, but I know they’d be uncomfortable leaving a towel out here when my boss is watching our inventory so closely and all the towels have to come right back. Plus, I don’t want more people finding out. Y’all probably shouldn’t go inside the restaurant since my boss is here today. He would not want to see you.” She shook her head at me. “But again, all outdoor tables are being serviced until close, and the locker rooms have bathrooms.”
After a brief pause, we sighed and then began placing our order. The girls were thirsty and wanted water, so I ordered water as well.
“You don’t want a drink? Lord knows you could probably use one after the day you’ve had.” Brooke asked me.
“No, I’m good, I don’t want to drink in front of y’all since y’all can’t. That’s not fair.”
“Oh, you better not talk about fair, get a drink if you want one!” Amber insisted.
“Seriously, and it’s all yours. We won’t sip from it.” Brooke added.
I threw one hand up and looked back at the menu. “Any cocktail is fine.” I pointed to one almost at random and held up my menu to her. “Is this good?”
“Yes, that’s one of my favorites!” The waitress approved. We then ordered our food, just one entrée each, knowing we could always order more and not wanting to put anything to waste.
“Alright, I’ll put this in for y’all.” We thanked her.
“I have to pee!” Brooke immediately stood up.
“Wait, we can still buy a towel from the gift shop. They probably have clothes as well.” Amber’s concern was not for her own bladder but for my comfort.
“Y’all go to the bathroom first. No one’s going to bother me here.” I assured Amber.
“Don’t you need to go too?” Amber asked.
“If we all go then there is literally nothing that we can leave here to show that it’s our table unless we take off our wristbands. But that’s like leaving our wallets somewhere in public.”
“We could leave our bikinis here.” Brooke joked.
“Don’t joke about being completely naked when he has to actually do it.” Amber wasn’t amused.
“Go.” I waved them off with my hand.
“We’ll be right back.” Amber nodded at me and the girls left me by myself.
I felt I needed to prepare myself for my upcoming walk to the locker room when they returned. I tried to practice controlling myself with my crotch completely exposed to the open air. I also wondered if anyone would come up to me as I sat by myself.
A few minutes went by, and the girls returned.
“Did anything happen?” Amber asked me as they both sat down.
“Nothing at all, and no drinks yet obviously.”
“Can you go to the gift shop while I wait here?” Amber asked Brooke. “Or I can go.”
“Yeah, I’ll get a towel or shorts or something.” Brooke stood up.
“Get both in case the shorts don’t fit.” Amber was thinking of everything. “Oh, and take my wristband. I should pay for it.”
“It’s okay, I got it.” I handed Brooke my wristband as well.
“Umm.” Brooke wasn’t sure what to do holding two wristbands plus her own on her wrist.
“This is all my fault. I should pay for everything.” Amber insisted.
I felt it would be difficult to argue, and I really had to pee. “Put the towel on hers and the shorts on mine, or vice versa.”
“Put the more expensive one on mine!” Amber shouted as Brooke was already walking away.
I had successfully gotten Amber to compromise. “I’ll be right back.”
“You got this.” Amber looked away when she saw me stand up.
Unlike during the walk from the boat to our table, I actually had control of myself this time as I walked to the locker room. Not having an erection at the moment really helped to put me at ease, although of course I’m speaking in relative terms when I say “at ease.” And fortunately, all of the people I passed coming from the opposite direction at least pretended to look away from me when we got close. I heard nothing except for a few soft gasps and “ohs”, but no heckling or exclamation. I used the bathroom and washed my hands. At the sink, I backed up to look at my completely naked body. I didn’t even have the wristband. I took a moment to admire myself having put in a lot of work at the gym over the last several years. After about a minute with the locker room to myself, I saw some guys walk in and think nothing of it. There were showers in here, so they probably didn’t know I walked in here completely naked and that I was about to walk out that way. I smiled as I walked out because I knew they could see me, but my smile quickly faded when I saw that exiting the women’s locker room were the two daughters from the boat.