If you are on Facebook, you have seen those dumb reels of guys coming home and slapping their wife on the ass, or grabbing her braless breast, then laughing.
That is until he enters another room and wouldn’t you know his wife is there smiling at him, then he goes back, and his sister-in-law is smiling.
I always laugh at these, and my wife thinks I’m insane.
Autumn looks at me and ask, “Bryce, what would you do If I invited Summer over without telling you?”
“I wouldn’t fall for it, plus she hates me.”
Autumn, “She doesn’t hate you; she just thinks you are an ass.”
“Well, I don’t have any colorful names for her.”
She started to laugh and called me over. I sat at her feet and kissed her.
“No one can replace my BBQ.”
Autumn, “You know that is the dumbest nickname.”
“I think it is perfect, you remind me of a BBQ, you’re my extra rib, seasoned just right, cooked to perfection and your taste is untouchable, you are grade A meat.”
She laughed as I lifted her legs and buried my face in her vagina.
“Yes, Grade A for sure.”
Autumn, “You are insane, but don’t stop.”
I was teasing here, by using what I heard called the pancake. My tongue was down and wide, licking her slowly and then leaving her. I did this until she laughed and pulled my hair pulling me into her. I then tickled her g-spot with my middle finger, she was lifting her pussy to my face. Her orgasm was tense yet enjoyable.
Autumn, “Eat your BBQ properly Bryce, get that sauce all over you. You better make it good, or no more for you this month.”
“Yes ma’am, diving in now. Just making sure it is seasoned just right.
Autumn came again and I smiled as I moved her down to my lap.
Autumn, “Your face is a mess, Good to see you enjoyed your meal, now kiss me so I can taste and see if it was good.”
We laughed and we kissed as I carried her to bed. We made love a couple times and then showered and curled up to sleep. I kissed her good night, and she told me she loved me. I kissed her again and yes, she got me to make love to her again, she had a hard time convincing me thou, so she had to twist my arm. We laughed and went to sleep.
I wake early in the morning, I make the coffee and then english muffins with jelly, and some fruit. I take it up to Autumn then I get ready for work. I come out to a naked wife, where I lean against the dresser and admire her.
Autumn is a natural redhead, 34C, sweet athletic ass, and a nicely groomed red bush. Her face reminds me of Gal Gadot. So, you can imagine it is hard to leave for work.
She looks up at me with her legs spread wide, then she spills jelly on her clit.
“Oh my, Autumn I have to make sure that is cleaned up before I go.”
Autumn, “I can get it.”
“Oh, I insist, I wouldn’t want you to spill anymore.”
She drops her muffin. “Oops.”
We eat the muffin then I lick up all the jelly. Then we kiss and she kicks me out so she can go to work.
Autumn and I have a great marriage, but we have one issue. We love to dare each other to do one thing every week. It’s coming close to my turn. I wonder what she will come up with this time.
Work is over, so I decide to get us Chinese.
“Autumn, heading home, Chinese?”
“What no BBQ?”
“I’ll have BBQ you can have Chinese.”
Autumn, “I would love Chinese thank you.”
“Same thing or something new?”
Autumn, “I dare you get me something new, if I don’t like it, you eat it.”
“Okay, I’ll take the dare.”
I ordered sweet and sour shrimp for me, and saliva chicken, sichuan for Autumn. A very spicy Chicken.
I arrived home and she was wearing a pair of short shorts, and a sports bra.
I set the food down, and turned to hug her, my hands went to her breasts, and she started to moan. It didn’t take long to put her on the counter and pull down her shorts, she gave me a tough time, but I won over smiling.
I opened her golden gates and started to eat my BBQ. Autumn was leaning back into the cabinets moaning, I was hungry, so I went to town on her. She was cumming in no time. I reached up and kissed her, She smiled and pulled her pants back up and jumped off the counter. She looked at me, smiled and ran to the guest room. I laughed and made-up plates.
Autumn, “Hi Bryce what do you have for me tonight?”
“What happened to the sports bra and shorts I liked them.”
Autumn, “I’m sorry?”
Summer comes around the corner. “Dinner smells good, is there enough for me?”
I looked at Summer in her shorts and sports bra. She smiled at me.
Autumn started to laugh. “You thought Summer was me?”