He charged me. I have a black belt in Karate, but this was way too easy. I simply stepped out of the way and he went headfirst into the wall. He knocked himself out! He went down hard on the floor. All caught on my trusty phone! I left it on recording mode for my little conversation with Saundra.
“Thanks for an interesting evening Saundra. Better take care of your new boyfriend. I think he needs to get medical attention. Why did you waste my time, Saundra? If you weren’t interested, you could have just said something. Why lie to me, tell me you love me? Talking about having my children. For heavens sake, we aren’t even married and you are fucking other guys. Gees, ‘I love you!’ what a crock of shit that turned out to be! Hey, good luck to you and Scott. Oh hey, nice red thong! It’s on the floor. Bye bye.” Saundra was tongue tied. She opened her mouth to speak, but then she didn’t. It was as if she wasn’t sure what to say to me as I left her for good. Her red matching panties lay on the dirty floor. How appropriate.
“Oh I almost forgot.” I walked over to her and extended my hand. “My grandmother’s ring back please.” She had it on a chain around her neck, not on her finger. I guess that makes it all okay. “What a sleazy slut you turned out to be! I guess I should be happy to have dodged a bullet. I was going to marry you! I am so happy that I didn’t. Saundra, I really thought you were better than this… slutty behavior. Good luck with your new boyfriend. I just hope you are happy now. Goodbye.”
I had had enough. I walked out. Out of the room. Out of the building. Out of her life! It was bad enough dealing with low-lifes at work, much let alone dealing with them in my home life too. Saundra definitely qualified as a low-life in my book. She gave skanks a bad name! I guess I should be thanking Wendy for the heads up. She saved me from this scuzzy piece of shit.
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“Hi, this is Ron. We met earlier this evening?… Yes that Ron. That’s great, but I’m not calling about the kid…Wendy, your kind suggestion was spot on. I caught her with a young guy in mid fuck… ”
“Are you still going out with her?”
“Not on your life! She is officially kicked to the curb for sure!” I explained.
“Are you ok? He didn’t hurt you did he? You didn’t kill him did you?” She then asked, “Will you still be able to take me home? I can uber if I have to, I guess. Or walk…” She sounded so sad.
“Hell no! I will be right there. You just settle up with Saundra, then come down to my car. I’ll be there in front. I owe you big time. How did you know?”
“Ok, meet you out front as soon as she and I settle up. And thank you for being so very nice to me. I’ll tell you the secret in the car. You sure you don’t mind taking me home?”
“Of course I’ll be happy to pick you up and get you home. I kinda just left Saundra there with her new boyfriend on the floor, so I don’t know how or even when she’s getting back. Not my problem anymore.”
“But I can wait down the street for you…Even better, I could come up and kiss you right in front of her!… Oh, that would be so nice! I know, it’s very high school all over again…” She spoke to me.
“Ok, give me a call when you are ready to be picked up. Bye” I said.
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“Please, listen… I want to apologize for my behavior. Scott was,… Err, ahh is an old boyfriend. He–”
Saundra was trying like hell to salvage the relationship with me. She had left Romeo in the emergency room and rushed home in a cab to try to convince me it was all a big mistake. I knew it was a planned thing and I was just thinking about all the times she was late or couldn’t make it. It was starting to all make sense to me now, in a new light.
“-Old boyfriend? When did you date him? Jr. High? It really isn’t necessary to apologize to me. I just wish you had not told me that you loved me. That implies a bunch of things, not the least of which is a measure of exclusive behavior. FUCKIN’ an old boyfriend in the bathroom while your love waits for you at the table… Well that kinda crossed the line.” I looked in her eyes and said, “Here are the gifts that you gave me. I thank you for your time.” I handed her the nice ID bracelet, the cufflinks and the nice leather case she had bought me. I pulled off the wristwatch too. She gave gifts probably because she felt so damn guilty about her cheating behavior.
“I don’t want to break up!” She whined. “I do really love you, I just made a very bad mistake. You can certainly keep all of the gifts I gave you. I don’t want them back. Please reconsider? I will make it up to you, double-down, and in spades.” She looked at me with those gorgeous eyes so full of tears… And then I thought about the dancing, and the fucking, and I realized that I was a just a fallback position. Just a dick with a wallet that she could use whenever she needed to. I didn’t want to just be a “penis and a paycheck”. I decided maybe I should just string her along the way she had strung me along. But first, I needed a little bit of payback, so…
Wendy entered the living room and sauntered over to me. Her full breasts jiggled as she walked towards me. I jumped up and gave her a nice little kiss… On the lips! I helped the pregnant woman get her coat on. Time to go.
I turned and said, “Saundra, I will think about it. I promised to take Wendy home. Good night and good luck.” I did not kiss her. Who knows where those lips were tonight? I had a reasonable guess exactly where those lips were, and I am sure as hell not kissing her!
I opened the door and Wendy walked out followed by me. We left in a hurry, as Saundra wailed a bit sadly. I had to get away from this horrible woman. Wendy felt the same way. Saundra had not even paid her for babysitting her kid.
“Don’t worry about it. I will pay you. That bitch was just as you said she was. I owe you a lot more than the money. Wendy, will you go out with me? I am a decent and kind person, and I like you.” I said.
“I’m pregnant with another man’s baby.”
“Are you getting back together? You still love him?” I asked her the obvious questions.
“No, and hell no! I had almost the same thing happen to me, as what happened to you.” She looked at me with those eyes so full of caring and love. She was very, very dangerous to me!
We got in my car to get her home, and she kissed me full on. She was a great kisser. I kissed her back.
As we got going she told me a spy story.
“My sister washes hair at the salon. She’s not licensed to cut hair, but she’s allowed to wash and rinse. And she takes care of the cash too. Anyway, your girlfriend-” I cut her off.
“-Ex-girlfriend!-” I jumped in there.
“-ok, your ex-girlfriend was getting her hair trimmed and fixed up. She was talking about the dumb guy that was so interested in marriage. She was going to fuck her old boyfriend in the bathroom as he waited for her in the club. The stylist said that could not be done, come on… She said she had already done it to the dumb ass three times, and he was none the wiser. She had even had him eat her out afterwards before they fucked. My sister was so disgusted she said fuck it. I’m not babysitting for that skank. Not so she can abuse a good guy. That’s the real reason for my being there instead of her. I had to warn you somehow. I am not happy with what happened, but I am glad you know the truth about your girlfriend.”
“Ex-girlfriend! Absolutely, positively, she’s-so-done, EX-GIRLFRIEND!!” I exclaimed, maybe a bit too loudly. I took her hand in mine. “Want to go to my house?”
“Fuck yes. Let’s go. I am going to fuck your balls off.” She grinned.
“Pregnant women are twice as horny as regular girls. I have a little bit of a treat for you too. You are going to suck out my excess milk. I’m going to be your cow. You like sucking on big milky tits, don’t you? Then you can fuck me again, cause milking makes me horny too! Come on man, step on it. I really need you to fuck me good and hard.”
I broke a few speed limits getting back to my house. We got in and there was a flurry of flying clothes leading to my bedroom.
She actually pushed me onto my back and jumped on board. She shoved her milk dripping nipple into my mouth as she lined up my cock, which was hard as tool steel, to plunge into her hot, wet cunt. She thrust herself down my meat pole as I sucked her huge milky tits. She was positively purring as she fucked me hard and her pussy grabbed my hard cock and she squeezed me as we fucked. She took great delight in squirting her milk in my face. I took delight in sucking her big dark nipples and getting a milky reward for her attentions. I pushed her on her back and fucked her pretty hard and she had a huge climax. I was just behind in time and I spewed rope after rope of semen. My coming set her off again, not quite as big an orgasm, but still a big cum. She didn’t want me to pull out.
“Your dick feels perfect, right where it belongs!” She said. I had to agree with her, it did feel wonderful. We spooned and my cock went rigid again as I felt that marvelous ass. She handed me the lube, and then I was deep in her behind. She had a very, very hard come as I filled her anus with my sperm. We slept like that, locked together for a while. We both had to pee. She was on the bowl and she asked me to piss on her clit. It was about the weirdest thing I’ve ever done. Then we slept in each other’s arms. It was very nice. I held her close, and she actually purred like a pussy cat!