Chicken Chicken by Peter_Löwenbräu_Griffin
a brother and sister bump into the towns witch , “Patty! I’m open I’m open!” Screams Patty’s twin brother Jacob. Patty throws him the football, and he makes a spectacular catch. They’re playing outside of the small, local grocery store, and they’re walking out with the new football their mom had just bought them.
“Come on you two, get in the car.” Calls their mom, who had just finished loading the groceries, and she gets in front and starts the car.
Jacob now passes the ball to Patty on the way up, but it goes to the side. With horror, Jacob realizes that Patty’s on a collision course with the evil old woman that lives way out in the country. Everyone knows all the stories about her, about how she eats kids, how she killed and buried her husband, how she could drive you insane just by looking you in the eye. Patty jumps for the ball, and while she does catch it, she also knocks the old lady down in the process, scattering all her groceries on the pavement. Patty and Jacob stand in shock, scared witless, then they both take off like a dash for the safety of their mothers car.
“Chicken, chicken.” Says the old lady, and the two children hear it clearly. They sprint all the faster, finally making it into their mothers car, where she scolds them for running around, and they go home.
“What do you think that was about Why’d she say chicken chicken like that” Jacob asks Patty when they get home.
“I have no idea, but that was pretty close. We could have died!” Patty answers.
“Hey kids, I’m leaving for work! This place better not be a mess when I get back!” shouts their mom, and soon after the sound of their mom’s car leaving gives the signal for them both to start playing videogames. They are halfway through their first game when suddenly Patty stops.
“I kinda feel weird.” She says, and puts a hand on her stomach.
“What kinda weird” Jacob asks.
“I dunno, like… “
“Like you need to poop but not really” asks Jacob.
“Yeah.” Suddenly, Patty feels her insides clench, and sharp pain bursts from inside of her. It feels like something is being pushed out of her, and she cries out.
“Are you ok Arghhhh! Ow, what is that OW!” Jacob feels it too. Patty feels a large, hard object being forced down her virgin pussy, stretching it wide, when slowly but surely it squeezes out of her and an egg falls on the floor.
“Oh my God, did you just lay an egg Patty! That is so fu-AHHHH!!!” he suddenly screams as his egg travels down a newly formed vagina of his own, the pain too deep inside of Jacob to be soothed by simply clutching his stomach. The egg slowly travels down his vagina, and finally squeezes out from a hole that has appeared at the base of his balls.
“What was that about it being funny, Jacob” pants Patty.
“What the heck happened! That old lady must of done something to us!”
“Duh, but what do we do about it”
“We need to hide the eggs!”
“Good idea.” Says Patty, and they both take their eggs and throw them away.
“Maybe it only happens once”
“Yeah, maybe.”
Both of the children carefully go back to their game, and try not to think about it, even though after about an hour they can each feel an egg once again inside of them. Now that they know what it is, they easily recognize that it’s there, but neither of them say a word, and keep on playing. After a while, they can feel two eggs rubbing together deep inside of them, but both relentlessly concentrate on their game. Neither of them are doing very well. When both of them can feel three eggs floating around inside of them, they hear their mom arrive, and they both turn off the game and the T.V.
“High kids, the house looks great. Thank you! How would you two like some pizza for dinner”
The two kids immediately forget their predicament, and their mom goes back out into the car and brings in Pizza Hut. They all sit down to eat, when Patty feels an egg start to move against her will.
“I need to use the restroom.” She announces, and with her legs tightly pressed together she makes it to the bathroom. Immediately, when she sits down, she egg starts it’s journey down her soft pussy, which is no longer as tight, but the pain is just as excruciating. It’s all she can do from crying out as the first egg is being force involuntarily down her much too small vagina, shards of pain slicing her as it stretches her every inch of the way. Finally, tears streaming her face, it plops into the toilet, and immediately another eggs starts traveling down.
In the dinning room, Jacob suddenly loses his appetite as he realizes what is happening to his sister, and what is about to happen to him. He tries to excuse himself, but his mom says no.
“I want to hear about you’re day at school honey.”
Jacob is about to speak when he feels the now familiar sensation of an egg about to drop down his inhumanly tight vagina.
“I have to poop mom.” He says, bouncing up and down in his chair.
“You’ll have to wait until you’re sister is out of the bathroom.”
It’s too late anyway. Jacob feels his insides cramp and push the egg down him, it feels as if his skin is tearing, even though it somehow isn’t. Jacob’s breathing quickens, but he’s able to hide the pain from his face.
“How’d you’re day go at school” asks his mom again.
“It was okay.” Jacob manages, the egg is only halfway down, and Jacob is beginning to sweat a little.
“What was okay about it”
“It was a normal day!” Jacob shouts, the pain spiking in his vagina as the egg finally falls into his pants, but to his horror another is on the way. Jacob can hear a second splash from inside the restroom, and a faint sob.
“I took a test on subtracting.” says Jacob, a little quicker now. He’s trying to draw his attention away from the second egg that is now traveling down him, the pain seems a little less this time, but only barely. Jacob’s legs start shaking as the egg is squeezed down his tight hole by inner muscles, as if he were a tube of toothpaste.
“Did you do well”
“I think Aie!…did.” On the word I, he was unable to suppress his small shout as the egg gave one last sharp stab at Jacob’s loins before joining the first egg.
Inside the restroom, Patty is laying her last egg, but can’t take much more. She gasps out loud as the last egg starts to make it’s way down her. She tries to stop it, but it only makes it hurt worse, so she quits. Then she tries to push it along and screams in pain as the last egg shoots out of her, splashing into the toilet. Her mom is immediately at the door.
“Are you okay Patty!”
“Yeah, Patty sobs, and she flushes the toilet, only to find that the three eggs roll back into the bottom of the toilet.
“Let me in Patty!”
“Just a second!” Patty reaches into the toilet, fishes out the eggs, and puts them into the trashcan, closing the lid. She then washes her hands and opens the door.
“Are you okay Why’d you scream!!”
“It hurt coming out. It hurt so bad.”
“You were constipated”
“Yes! Yes, I was constipated.” She wipes the tears from her eyes and hugs her mom. Patty hears Jacob grunt, and a soft thunk, and Jacob quickly gets up and softly dumps his three eggs in the trash as well while his mother’s back is turned. They finish their dinner, and the two twins go to bed early.